Well dad gum it all...

[phillinois]

I had a date with Ashley Judd tonight but, she called at the last minute and cancelled.
(we were going to Colorado for the annual greenery that is in full bloom this time of year)
Seems she has an aunt in Tennessee that came down with something that could be serious in her waning years. Oh well, crap happens.

So, I went to plan B, and that is to listen to the OU-OSU baseball and damn it all, the last score I heard was the Pokes were up 6 to 1.

What a suck Saturday night...

 

[sleepraider]

I thought about going out with Jennifer Lawrence again, but that is as far as I got the last time...I thought about it.

 

[phillinois]

Yep, such is the inherent chances you take when you try to date these high end, high maintenance chicks.

I can't help but think ole Ash was actually lying to me about this alleged aunt...right.

 

[sleepraider]

You may have saved yourself some grief. It could have been a 250 lb hairy guy named Cletus who was posing. Did you meet her on the scoop in chat?

 

[phillinois]

Yeah, I hear you Ab. It's a big time risk meeting people from the net.

To be clear, I'd have no chance at someone like Ashley, or the fat one for that matter.
Just bored and trying to amuse myself a bit.

 

[Andrew Owens]

Somebody mention Cletus? I know Cletus. I mean Ashley Judd. I know Ashley Judd.

 

[bdshull2001]

I had a date with Ashley Judd tonight but, she called at the last minute and cancelled.
(we were going to Colorado for the annual greenery that is in full bloom this time of year)
Seems she has an aunt in Tennessee that came down with something that could be serious in her waning years. Oh well, crap happens.

So, I went to plan B, and that is to listen to the OU-OSU baseball and damn it all, the last score I heard was the Pokes were up 6 to 1.

What a suck Saturday night...

I once had a brief fling with the mom in this picture...............

I didn't believe her when she said her son would be the next country music super star.

 

[Raysor]

So your dog ate your Ashley Judd poster? I'll bet he's smiled most of the evening.

BTW K2, you should have watched the ladies run rule Utah Valley.