"What was the name of that hot little nurse at the Mayo Clinic? Damn, she was a sweet little piece of...wait, did I forget to record The Walking Dead last week? Oh crap, that reminds me, Joanne said on the way home to pick up some...what was it...oh yeah, a lawn chair, a douche, and a can of beans. Speaking of which, I wonder if that photographer knows that this is my best look of consternation? What IS consternation? Hahaha I bet when you say it people think you're saying 'constipation'. Some people are so dumb. Wait, wasn't I supposed to be somewhere today? Something about hookers and banners. Damn, I'd forget my head if it weren't attached! You know, I think these are my favorite shoes. I used to think it was the black wing tips, but these Dr. Scholl's are just SOOOOOOOO comfortable. I wonder if Dr. Scholl was a real doctor? Because you don't have to be a doctor to know that foam rubber feels really good on your feet. If he went to medical school, he wasted a sh*t ton of money. I'd have bought these shoes off Mr. Sholl's. Speaking of money, what was it...$5800? Pshhhhhhh...that ain't nothing. I've spent more than that on a night at Porcini's. Which reminds me: when does Karen get out? I wonder if she'll keep the same number when she's free? Maybe I'll give her a call..."