1) 18 years old, blind drunk, 3am, walking hand-in-hand with a hot UK coed on the Malecon (ocean-front boulevard) central Havana, Cuba.
2) 21 years old, Halloween, 5am, Rome, purposely bumped into by local hoods who were probably upset about being slighted at the bar which we had been let into immediately an hour beforehand. "Sour-ee for my friends... he is... 'aggrettsiv.'
3) 21, 2am, August, second floor McDonald's dining room, high as a kite after a night in the Red Light District, Amsterdam.
Three of us order without incident (we think) and take our food upstairs. The last guy decides flips his tray of food and drink onto the cashier for reasons that become clear later.
While seated upstairs, "the level headed three" heard the commotion and saw someone run outside while being chased by three small employers from the Asian Subcontinent.
We knew something was up and were very excitable at this point, but then we decided the best course of action was to take our seats and finish our delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious meals.
Cut to five minutes later, we are convinced our friend has locked himself in the bathroom somehow and are wondering where he is.
We trepidatiously descend the stair and make the final blind turn to the sales floor. The line of maybe 30 customers fall silent and stare us down. To them, and McDonald's staff - we clearly decided to come downstairs and brawl. To us, we are very confused by the splayed-open trash can and garbage on the floor. We check the bathroom. He is not there.
The city plan of Amsterdam is a series of radial axiis and concentric circles which result in "pie piece" city blocks. As we are turning at the tip of the pie, near the McDonalds entrance, our street fighting man buddy turns the corner while looking behind himself. He has been sprinting I get as far away from McDonalds as possible as the manager was calling the police as our friend ran out.
Our friend has made too many rights around the "pie piece" and ended up exactly in front of the locale he was trying to escape. We can't figure out why he is trying to "huddle up" like we are playing street football as we still don't know it was him who flipped his tray on the guy, roundhoused the trash can that was thrown at him, and repeatedly yelled "one at a time!" As the small foreign workers simultaneously attacked at former KHSAA tight end and current (2003) ATO.
Then we rode bikes high as hell in the dark and tried to find our hostel for much longer than was fun.
4) (Tie) 22-31, wine drunk, whisky drunk, suit drunk, day drunk, all of the bad neighborhoods on Law and Order, all of them - except S.I. obviously, NYC.
5) 21, Plasma on earth, Lexington, struck by lightning while working construction on Crescent Ave.
Fast forward to now: I spend a lot of my time making sure new, fake stone, kind of looks like existing, real stone. So you can say I am still at the top of my game in life.