What Would You Give For A Win Against Clemson?

[Fried Chicken]

Man, I am desperate for a win this Saturday. After re-watching the Tennessee game and hearing Chris and Kirk talking about how realistic it is if Rattler shows up again…I’m getting my hopes up.

I guess this is what Beamer wants from the program. No more managing expectations. Think big.

I got two perfectly functioning testicles. I’d part with the left or right for a win Saturday.

 

[KingWard]

I'd give my left nut. My siring days are over anyway.

 

[Cocky_11]

my daughters brand new bike we just purchased for Christmas

 

[Fried Chicken]

my daughters brand new bike we just purchased for Christmas

 

[Slim Chickens Gamecock]

Rather give a Kidney than one of Deez Nuts.

 

[Fried Chicken]

Rather give a Kidney than one of Deez Nuts.

Was saving the kidney for the back 2 back next season in Columbia! As Cam said, “Gotta drop your nuts.” Doing my part.

 

[Thunderstick]

I'd give my left nut...

Same here, but, what if I just promised not to use my left nut. If not I don't think I could make it through the removal process.

 

[Fried Chicken]

Same here, but, what if I just promised not to use my left nut. If not I don't think I could make it through the removal process.

Of course you can. We’ll inject you with pure, unfiltered, Clemson tears. It’ll go right into your veins. You’ll be on your feet in no time.

 

[muscleknight]

I will give a few bucks to the New Spring cult to hex dung valley

 

[vacock]

A Kit Kat bar?

 

[Begonenow]

I got three boys over 21. I’m out of the game. I’ll let both nuts drop for a win!

 

[Fried Chicken]

I got three boys over 21. I’m out of the game. I’ll let both nuts drop for a win!

Both? I appreciate your dedication, commitment, and sacrifice.

 

[Uscg1984]

I will forego the men's BB national championship this season in exchange for a win this weekend in football.

In all seriousness, I would probably forego all future women's BB championships in exchange for a football win this weekend. No apologies.

 

[Uscg1984]

Both? I appreciate your dedication, commitment, and sacrifice.

Seriously, that's Texas A&M kind of crazy, right there.

 

[Spinal Tap]

What happens to these gifted testicles and organs? Where do they go once you give them away? Do you get them back if we don't win?

 

[KingWard]

What happens to these gifted testicles and organs? Where do they go once you give them away? Do you get them back if we don't win?

You only do the donation AFTER the win. Never pay "up front". They go to the gambler who "fixed" it.