What's wrong with UK Hoops*?

funKYcat75

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Let's hear the reasons why the ship is sinking fast. Would love to hear your theories as wild as they may be.

*UK Hoops is the women's basketball** team.

**Yes, women play basketball
 
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mashburned

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I guarandamntee this is a lesbian love triangle gone real bad. That's what happened to our HS hoops team. TMFS.

Same damn thing happened in middle school involving a lesser # of players, but that incident involved the coach who was later sent to the nut house. TMFS.

1000% lock or involves feelings and relationships.
 

funKYcat75

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I'm guessing Coach MoneyBag$ laid down the law that there can't be any lovin' going on. He'll probably get sued by the ACLU pretty soon.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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I guarandamntee this is a lesbian love triangle gone real bad. That's what happened to our HS hoops team. TMFS.

Same damn thing happened in middle school involving a lesser # of players, but that incident involved the coach who was later sent to the nut house. TMFS.

1000% lock or involves feelings and relationships.

More like a dodykeahedron.
 

UKserialkiller

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It'saDoneDeal

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I've always thought Mitchell was a weird dude. i don't mean a pervert....i don't think, just weird.

Let's be honest, any man coaching a women's basketball team has got to be abnormal. It's just below becoming a priest and just slightly above the 30+ year old socially awkward male camp counselor on the "He seems nice but I wish the police had a warrant for his basement and car trunk just to be safe" universal scale of creepos.