Went X'mas shopping once, and this guy is selling some sauces. My son in law loves hot sauce. The hotter the better, so I ask the guy what he had. He reaches under the counter and pulls out a jar. "You eat this, it'll melt the seat off your bicycle" He gets a small dab, 1/4 the size of my pinkie nail. "Chew this. Don't swallow." he says. I pop it into my mouth and chew. And its pretty good. Nice warm sensation. Then it gets warmer, and warmer, and warmer! In 30 seconds I am sweating so hard I'm wiping my face off with napkins. People watching are laughing their ashes off. He gives me sour cream. Doesn't touch the stuff. Glass of milk. Nothing. Ice cream. No good!! I swear to God, thirty minutes later, I would burp, and my nose would burn! I bought 2 jars. (I'm an evil bastard)