Bud Light Platinum and some mixed drinks my wife cooked up.
I'm blitzed off my ***.
I'm blitzed off my ***.
Who else is drunk?
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Platinums and Bacardi/Coke. Didn't buy any of it.
Aunt-in-law came to cookout, she hardly ever gets to hangout, and brought 42 beers and a fifth of Jack and a fifth of Bacardi. She's pretty cool.
Can I meet her?
I'm going to bust out some emotional splooge pictures from facebook and shame you turds. It's Mumoral Day dammit!
Maybe I've had one or two, just to stir my memories.
Maybe I've had one or two, just to stir my memories.
Would be but my kids won't go the f to sleep and now I'm about half pissed. I hate it when **** goes this way.
Drunk as hell but no throwing up. Half way home and my pager still blowing up.
Everyone that has posted in this thread so far, drink all the water you can hold before you go to bed, even if you piss yourself and can't make it to the pot.
DRINK WATER!!!!
DRINK WATER!!!!
False. All of it.
Drunk, yet still spell correctly and use appropriate comma placements?
Not buying it.
I've posted drunk, I knkw what drunk looks like, this does not look like drunk.
Drunk, yet still spell correctly and use appropriate comma placements?
Not buying it.
I've posted drunk, I knkw what drunk looks like, this does not look like drunk.