No contest. It's Bobby Neckbrace. His "incident" at Arkansas left him pretty much unhirable by anyone besides Turtleneck. At every stop he's ever coached, Bobby Neckbrace has performed the equivalent of taking a massive dump into a paper bag, putting it on his boss's front porch, setting fire to it, then ringing the doorbell and running away. The best part is that he's already done this once to Turtleneck, and will do it again the first chance he gets.