Who would be a better date?
- Thread starter Kooky Kats
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Well, Kudrow is like 50. That ol tattered hole is worn out.
Paltrow prolly doesn't bathe regularly
and a cardboard box has more shape than Swift.
Tough choice Kooky
Paltrow prolly doesn't bathe regularly
and a cardboard box has more shape than Swift.
Tough choice Kooky
GP makes me angry. Her tired assed expressions make me want to get whiskey drunk and slap her. So her I guess.
Swift, without a doubt. Kudrow has aged badly (for Hollywood) I suppose she's aged like a normal person.
Paltrow. Pass. Can you imagine having to talk to her on a date? No gracias.
Swift.
Paltrow. Pass. Can you imagine having to talk to her on a date? No gracias.
Swift.
Probably Swift, I bet Kudrow is a freak though so that would be appealing. I find Paltrow attractive but she seems like she would be a miserable human being to spend time with.
How is this a contest? 3 waifishly thin women, 1 in her prime. Lisa Kudrow probably wins for personality and intelligence, but, come on, that's not what this is. Paltrow is pretty solid, but she just doesn't do it for me. Plus she's a food writer, and supposedly pretentious. So it's Swift in a route.
Kudrow in the mid 1990s, though...
Kudrow in the mid 1990s, though...
Going with Taylor Swift just based on looks but she is a screwed up chick. Second place to Lisa Kudrow who is a little past her prime and too quirky. Gwyneth is a distant 3rd as she is a vile soul-sucking pretentious c-bag. I would only do her if I could give her an angry bearded dragon.
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Paltrow because 1) I know she'll smoke crack and 2) I don't think she'd yap as much as the others.
My true answer would be whoever wants to eat bologna with me.
My true answer would be whoever wants to eat bologna with me.
You couldnt take all 6 titties combined and get more than a C cup.
Gun to head, I guess I would choose "smelly cat" and just shut my eyes and pretend it was 1998.
Gun to head, I guess I would choose "smelly cat" and just shut my eyes and pretend it was 1998.
Wait a minute. Is that true? I thought she was some superwoman activist. Is she a sham? I am shocked.
I'm going smelly cat on this one, I think she would be the freakiest and least judgmental.
Based on interviews I'm absolutely going Kudrow. Swift is gorgeous but sounds like a child and Paltrow is a complete hag. When the british think you are a pretentious ***, you have a serious problem. Kudrow has a good sense of humor and seems likely to be a freak.
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Hell yeah a cardboard box does. You should really explore the kinds of positions you can get one of those filthy whores into. Mercy.
Have about three dozen of those harlots locked up in my attic just waiting to get stuffed.
You would think being talked down to all night would make the sex crazy arousing , Paltrow for the masochist .
No interest in being a boyfriend and talk of losing a flower is not stimulating , Swift for the sadist .
The chance to smoke pot with a willingness to try anything and she might even bring Friends , Kudrow for those without disorders .
No interest in being a boyfriend and talk of losing a flower is not stimulating , Swift for the sadist .
The chance to smoke pot with a willingness to try anything and she might even bring Friends , Kudrow for those without disorders .
This would work better in f marry kill, problem is all 3 might be on the kill side. My question would be how did you pick these 3? Did you lose a bet? Here's one
Madea
Rupaul
Catilyn Jenner
Good luck
Madea
Rupaul
Catilyn Jenner
Good luck
Rupaul would get it, reluctantly.
Madea to marry. S/he can cook.
Caitman Jenner to kill. Easy choice.
Thanks funkycat I know when your not trolling other places you love staying on my balls. It's a damn joke. Damn, I seriously think you follow my every post to comment on anything I say. The other two dudes thought it was funny but leave it to you to chime in criticize me for making a joke.
Calm down. I actually answered your question two posts above. Sorry about your paper thin skin.
My fault, I was in the wrong and I admit it, which you don't see much on the paddock. I made a mistake my fault man.