Who would be a better date?

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Kooky Kats_anon

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Who would you prefer to hold hands with on a chilly moonlight walk on the beach? Or nail?




 

KentuckyStout

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Paltro I guess.

I'm 45 and Taylor Swift would make me feel like I was doing something illegal.
 

Big_Blue79

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How is this a contest? 3 waifishly thin women, 1 in her prime. Lisa Kudrow probably wins for personality and intelligence, but, come on, that's not what this is. Paltrow is pretty solid, but she just doesn't do it for me. Plus she's a food writer, and supposedly pretentious. So it's Swift in a route.

Kudrow in the mid 1990s, though...
 

bluthruandthru

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How is this a contest? 3 waifishly thin women, 1 in her prime. Lisa Kudrow probably wins for personality and intelligence, but, come on, that's not what this is. Paltrow is pretty solid, but she just doesn't do it for me. Plus she's a food writer, and supposedly pretentious. So it's Swift in a route.

Kudrow in the mid 1990s, though...





Amiright!?!
 
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How is this a contest? 3 waifishly thin women, 1 in her prime. Lisa Kudrow probably wins for personality and intelligence, but, come on, that's not what this is. Paltrow is pretty solid, but she just doesn't do it for me. Plus she's a food writer, and supposedly pretentious. So it's Swift in a route.

Kudrow in the mid 1990s, though...
Kudrow in the mid 90s was fire
 

DSmith21

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Going with Taylor Swift just based on looks but she is a screwed up chick. Second place to Lisa Kudrow who is a little past her prime and too quirky. Gwyneth is a distant 3rd as she is a vile soul-sucking pretentious c-bag. I would only do her if I could give her an angry bearded dragon.

 
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mashburned

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Wait a minute. Is that true? I thought she was some superwoman activist. Is she a sham? I am shocked.
 

We-Todd-Did

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Based on interviews I'm absolutely going Kudrow. Swift is gorgeous but sounds like a child and Paltrow is a complete hag. When the british think you are a pretentious ***, you have a serious problem. Kudrow has a good sense of humor and seems likely to be a freak.
 
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TriangleUKCat

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Well, Kudrow is like 50. That ol tattered hole is worn out.

Paltrow prolly doesn't bathe regularly

and a cardboard box has more shape than Swift.

Tough choice Kooky

Hell yeah a cardboard box does. You should really explore the kinds of positions you can get one of those filthy whores into. Mercy.
 
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Xception

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You would think being talked down to all night would make the sex crazy arousing , Paltrow for the masochist .

No interest in being a boyfriend and talk of losing a flower is not stimulating , Swift for the sadist .

The chance to smoke pot with a willingness to try anything and she might even bring Friends , Kudrow for those without disorders .
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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You would think being talked down to all night would make the sex crazy arousing , Paltrow for the masochist .

No interest in being a boyfriend and talk of losing a flower is not stimulating , Swift for the sadist .

The chance to smoke pot with a willingness to try anything and she might even bring Friends , Kudrow for those without disorders .
Bravo!
 

Wall2Boogie

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This would work better in f marry kill, problem is all 3 might be on the kill side. My question would be how did you pick these 3? Did you lose a bet? Here's one
Madea
Rupaul
Catilyn Jenner

Good luck
 

funKYcat75

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This would work better in f marry kill, problem is all 3 might be on the kill side. My question would be how did you pick these 3? Did you lose a bet? Here's one
Madea
Rupaul
Catilyn Jenner

Good luck
Rupaul would get it, reluctantly.
Madea to marry. S/he can cook.
Caitman Jenner to kill. Easy choice.
 

UKGrad93

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This would work better in f marry kill, problem is all 3 might be on the kill side. My question would be how did you pick these 3? Did you lose a bet? Here's one
Madea
Rupaul
Catilyn Jenner

Good luck
Fun to your head, Pick one to f:

Caitlyn Jenner or Chaz Bono.
 

Wall2Boogie

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Thanks funkycat I know when your not trolling other places you love staying on my balls. It's a damn joke. Damn, I seriously think you follow my every post to comment on anything I say. The other two dudes thought it was funny but leave it to you to chime in criticize me for making a joke.
 
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funKYcat75

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Thanks funkycat I know when your not trolling other places you love staying on my balls. It's a damn joke. Damn, I seriously think you follow my every post to comment on anything I say. The other two dudes thought it was funny but leave it to you to chime in criticize me for making a joke.
Calm down. I actually answered your question two posts above. Sorry about your paper thin skin.
 
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