Why does marshal suck?

[Snow Sled Baby]

please keep your answers to one million words or less....let's hear it.....

 

[MichiganHerd]

Well, I suck. Sliced my thumb yesterday while working on the tractor, and now can't play golf for at least three weeks, including next weekends 1st two man scramble of the year. Fortunately, my other hand is in good shape, so I can still lift a pint glass.

 

[Snow Sled Baby]

Well, I suck. Sliced my thumb yesterday while working on the tractor, and now can't play golf for at least three weeks, including next weekends 1st two man scramble of the year. Fortunately, my other hand is in good shape, so I can still lift a pint glass.

damn son how did you do that?......was posting this to tell you that my pro has signed us up for a two man best ball June 12th at Robert Trent Jones in Mannassas but I feel bad about it now....throw some liquid skin on it and go play anyway,,,,seriously I hope it's not too bad

 

[Falstaff]

Because.....they exist.

...and the world needs substitute teachers.