I bit into a so-called seedless grape this morning ... and it had a seed in it. Porch lights on, please.
Share your tales of woe.
Share your tales of woe.
Worst thing that ever happened to you
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Thought it was just going to be a fart....
I was right on the verge of a sneeze the other day but it just didn't happen.
I just won't be whole until I sneeze again.
I just won't be whole until I sneeze again.
They brought back Butternut bread but not the Autumn Wheat.
Had house guests last week - but wait that's not even the worst part - went to take a shower while someone else was using the other shower and the dishwasher was running. As a result, the water never got quite hot enough - you know that scalding wake your a$$ up hot - it was right on the verge but could never quite turn the corner.
Between that and the sneeze that never was, it's been a tough week and I would appreciate some emotional support.
Between that and the sneeze that never was, it's been a tough week and I would appreciate some emotional support.
The Cookie Company bastards once gave me a plain fudge brownie instead of a fudge-nut brownie.
Nut-less Mav is an angry Mav.
Yesterday I got home with my Costco chicken ceasar salad.
No croutons.
If I lived closer to Costco I would be in prison now.
No croutons.
If I lived closer to Costco I would be in prison now.
When I was a kid my dad took me up to the arboretum to view Haley’s comet. They had telescopes set up and the lines were very very long. When we finally got to the front I folded under the pressure and said I saw it when I really didn’t. I wake up every day regretting that.
I came into work for a while on Sunday and stopped at Panera Bread and got a steak, egg and cheese bagel. Got to work. No steak. If you are wondering, an egg, cheese bagel isn't very good.
Spent a week in Belize during winter a few years back and the average temps typically call for 90 degrees.
We never broke 86 the entire trip....Unreal luck.
We never broke 86 the entire trip....Unreal luck.
Was at the beach when I blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop top, cut my heel...
That’s pretty ****** glen
nnnnn, but not watching point break with patrick swayze should be the worst thing you’ve ever done.
Caught the tip end of my pecker in the zipper once, just the edge of the lip. Little guy had burrowed his way out of the hole in front of my boxers and I hadn’t realized and went to zip. Hurt like hell for a minute but went away. Now I tuck to a side before zipping.
I found that the DirecTV installation guy had **** in my crawlspace.
Which brings me to the question of which one?
I was at footlocker in the Fayette about 15 years ago. Dude was kneeling down beside me looking at some shoes. I had to sneeze. Me doing the polite thing turned so that I didn't sneeze on his head. SNART. Parted his hair with a Chik Fila waffle fry fart.
Probably the worst day of his life with that decision and fart lingering on his mullet.
Farted on or sneezed on?
I'm truly sorry
My 4th month old baby was killed by a blackfaced Ralph Northam
Replaced TV remote batteries with every other remote batteries in the house. Now they’re all dead and I sit in silence. My world is over.
I was born to the only woman in my family thats not rich. I literally have to get better at aiming the next time I reincarnate ..