In order of who I would hope to win:
1. Texas Tech - would be completely inconsequential, no threat, don't even know any Texas Tech fans
2. Houston- same reasons as Tech, but have moments over the last 55 years of basketball success
3. Auburn- I don't hate Pearl, he's nearing the end of his career. Chances are when he leaves Auburn goes back to irrelevance
4. Florida- feel blah about them, haven't hated a Florida player since Joakim Noah. If they win it all though they clearly become #2 behind UK in the SEC with multiple titles under two different coaches.
5. Michigan State- - Here is where the list becomes who I don't want to win. Izzo grates on me. I never liked his style of play and he's got a lot of mileage out of being good but not great.
6. Alabama- Despise Oats. Smart guy but knows it, total jackass. Ref jockey who's players do a ton of grabbing, holding, hacking, pushing, illegal picks and whines non-stop to officials. Alabama fan doesn't deserve basketball success either, F'em.
7. Duke - The darling of ESPN. Most hateable players, fanbase, pretty much everything. Biggest threat to UK of who's left in terms of recruiting and history.
8. Tennessee- I actually like Rick Barnes but if you had one of those murder mystery plots where you had a fan of each SEC school on a cruise, Tennessee fan would be the one who gets murdered and then they can't solve the crime because all the other fans had motive and all of them actually tried to do it. I never want them going to a Final Four, I want them to fail at everything.