Would you have sex with a robot?

[Canned Heat]

15% of British males surveyed wood, and a few women.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-a-few-women-would-have-sex-with-a-robot.html

 

[funKYcat75]

*have ... *had

yes

 

[jwheat]

Most definitely

 

[funKYcat75]

#nohomo but look at those hands. Imagine the possibilities.

 

[funKYcat75]

Might as well have been a porno, IMO

 

[funKYcat75]

Call me big daddy when you back that thing up

 

[funKYcat75]

Three way.

 

[funKYcat75]

Don't be embarrassed girl. It's natural.

 

[funKYcat75]

My, my. What a big ... head you have.

 

[funKYcat75]

That's probably enough.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

Sure

 

[jedwar]

Funky enjoying the possibilities waaayyyy too much.

 

[UKserialkiller]

No question. Would knock the wires out of it.

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

As long as that isn't some kind of probe then hell yeah.

 

[funKYcat75]

As long as that isn't some kind of probe then hell yeah.

Don't knock it 'til you try it.

 

[Kooky Kats]

That's not water he's squirting that naked fehg with...

 

[WildcatFan1982]

 

[Saguaro Cat]

Yeah, if they were a pleasure model. Programmed to satisfy human desires.

 

[cawoodsct]

Heavy petting only.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I'm too lazy. I wouldn't clean'em. Thing would look like slime mold after awhile. Like banging a petri dish. Then you eventually bleach it. Well, f*** you just ruined it.

I dunno how to feel about this. Seems cool, but a lot of responsibility.

 

[-LEK-]

 

[wildcatsboston1984_rivals]

If they are like the Ex Machina robots, yes indeed I would.

 

[BBdK]

Yes

 

[LineSkiCat14]

 

[UK_Is_Good]

Do Cylons count?

 

[Clive Gollings]

Google Howard Stern F##king Machines, more specifically "Pornstars Testing A F##king Machine On Howard Stern" and look for the NuVid link for the full video. (skip to 19 min mark)

The chainsaw is amazing. Gary getting squirted in the eye is one of the funniest things ever. I think he came back with a welders helmet on.

I hope it's ok to share the sound clip. Due to foul language it's not safe for work.

Link

 

[mashburned]

Man talk about toasted anus. Shewee.

 

[Kooky Kats]

That Bjork vid is hot.

 

[Kooky Kats]

That Bjork vid is hot.

Has anyone ever watched the Cremaster Cycle?

 

[Ron Mehico]

That graphic alone was worth clicking on the article. I'm assuming by robot they mean a fleshy thing that resembles a human, in which case I expect plenty of guys to be banging those things when they look realistic here in 100 years. Unfortunately we will have missed the boat, and our teenage selfs will have truly missed out.

 

[jwheat]

My teenage self probably picks up a robot std

 

[Kooky Kats]

Is it really sex or enhanced masturbation?

In any case the risk of electrocution is gladly welcomed and offset by the post-session ignore button feature.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Is it really sex or enhanced masturbation?

In any case the risk of electrocution is gladly welcomed and offset by the post-session ignore button.

That's why the first models will require the pushers to wear rubber boots.

Pushers are people pushing to use sex robots. We can go ahead and coin that term now and make some money off it.

 

[BlueRaider22]

Gotta be better than the tube sock I used as a teenager.....

 

[Cerastes]

 

[Cerastes]

15% of British males surveyed wood, and a few women.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-a-few-women-would-have-sex-with-a-robot.html

Were they lumberjacks?

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

:cop:

 

[It'saDoneDeal]

Is your mom a robot?

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

 

[MdWIldcat55]

You mean my first wife?