Yikes...

[ScrewDuke1]

Man accidently has his dick cut off by a friend who was cutting up wood.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-accidentally-cuts-friends-penis-9423829

 

[AustinTXCat]

Man accidently has his dick cut off by a friend who was cutting up wood.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-accidentally-cuts-friends-penis-9423829

 

[shockdaddy19]

I didn't even have to read this article know it didn't happen in America.

I also like how the title reads "he mistook it for wood." Lot of things to run with there.

 

[ALL IN YOUR FACE]

Was really hoping that @sobecat's buddy cut off @sobecat's dick. I am more than sad to find out it was not @sobecat that lost his dick.

Maybe next time it will be @sobecat.

 

[MrLair]

Was really hoping that @sobecat's buddy cut off @sobecat's dick. I am more than sad to find out it was not @sobecat that lost his dick.

Maybe next time it will be @sobecat.

Believe me!

 

[ScrewDuke1]

Was really hoping that @sobecat's buddy cut off @sobecat's dick. I am more than sad to find out it was not @sobecat that lost his dick.

Maybe next time it will be @sobecat.

Thats assuming he has a buddy.

Thats assuming he has a dick.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Was really hoping that @sobecat's buddy cut off @sobecat's dick. I am more than sad to find out it was not @sobecat that lost his dick.

Maybe next time it will be @sobecat.

[laughing]

 

[funKYcat75]

dick cut off

cutting up wood

Don't get wood around your friends. Especially if there's a saw around.

 

[ScrewDuke1]

Don't get wood around your friends. Especially if there's a saw around.

I see what you did there.

Wood read again.

 

[funKYcat75]

Wood read again.

You'd be nuts not to.

 

[ScrewDuke1]

You'd be nuts not to.

Don't get too cocky now.

 

[kyboy1998_rivals34276]

Having your dick cut off with a chainsaw has to be in a top ten of things you'd want not to happen to you.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Bet his wife cheats on him within a year.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Good thing it was an accident -- Romania's penile code has some pretty harsh penalties for assault.

Did they serve him his subpoena? Gross.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Just go get a 3D printed pecker. Good as new (probably better).

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Just go get a 3D printed pecker. Good as new (probably better).

I have the 3D version... need to upgrade to 8D.

 

[funKYcat75]

I have the 3D version... need to upgrade to 8D.

6D is plenty, I've heard.

 

[Dig Dirkler]

Man accidently has his dick cut off by a friend who was cutting up wood.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-accidentally-cuts-friends-penis-9423829

Sounds like the dude wanted to put the theory about chicks digging scars to the ultimate test.

 

[sobecat]

Was really hoping that @sobecat's buddy cut off @sobecat's dick. I am more than sad to find out it was not @sobecat that lost his dick.

Maybe next time it will be @sobecat.

Your whimsy is boundless. Believe me!

 

[We-Todd-Did]

I would think that, if you accidently sawed his dick off, it would be best to just go full American Psycho and turn him into hamburger so he won't tell anyone. Dead men tell no tales of weiner "accidents".

 

[Get Buckets]

Porch light on for OP

 

[Xception]

So someone saw his penis , no biggie

 

[KyCatFan1]

As I was reading the article, I kept waiting to read that drinking was involved and sure enough I wasn't disappointed. Drinking and machinery have a tendency to not go well together.

 

[LineSkiCat14]

Sounds like something from Dale and Tucker..

 

[WonderBraa]

It's only fair that the cutter carves the cuttee a wooden penis.