You can only pick three restaurants to go to for the rest of your life.

Which three are you choosing?


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gobigbluebell

Heisman
Sep 1, 2020
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Good?? If I were lucky enough to win the lottery, I would die a very full and satisfied man eating from that list every.single.day. Living the damn American Dream.
 
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bigsmoothie

All-American
Sep 7, 2004
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[eyeroll] At people complaining about there not being any *good* restaurants on the list.

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.
I disagree. For the cost most of these restaurants are good. I’m sure you can go spend 3-4X the cost and get a better meal. Depends of how you value your money. I’m just as full after a meal at one of these joints as a fancy place. But if you don’t eat somewhere overpriced you can’t come on here and brag about it.
 

Hank Camacho

Heisman
May 7, 2002
27,495
10,107
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Cheesecake Factory is the worst place in the history of anything. I'd rather eat at a Rally's run as a meth front than ever go to that godforsaken hell hole.

F*** anyone who picked it. If the menu needs a table of contents, GFY.
 

It'saDoneDeal

All-Conference
Jul 24, 2007
19,235
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WTF does Ruby Tuesday’s even serve?

Oh, I don't know, how about two plates of heaven on Earth with a side of making all your sweetest dreams come true?

Does TGIF have decent burgers? It seems like their philosophy is to pile as much bacon and other **** as they can on 'em to keep the fats satisfied. That's the only reason I can think to pick them on this list.

I've had too many bad experiences at Applebee's to ever consider them. Plus, it just seems like any time I go to one there's a certain sort of hopelessness and withdraw that just hangs in the air. Like the regulars have just dropped out of life and there's this lingering feeling like someone's car is going to get smashed out in the parking lot at any moment by a hit-and-run driver and everyone is just quietly eating and waiting for the sound of the crash.
 

CB3UK

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Apr 15, 2012
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FWIW, Roadhouse is the only one of those I ever go to at least once a year. I think it's legitimately good. I like Chili's, but TBH it's really no better than Applebee's but for whatever reason I can rationalize it. The rest I couldn't really care about. I've probably eaten at the other 8 besides Roadhouse and Chili's less than 20 times combines. My 3rd vote went to Ruby's because while I never eat there, I recall their chicken fingers were above and beyond awesome....not something that ever stands out or something I really ever order.
 

bkingUK

Heisman
Sep 23, 2007
18,693
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If there is any redeeming fact about Ruby’s is that their lunch salad bar with the brown croutons is pretty awesome.
 

funKYcat75

Heisman
Apr 10, 2008
32,293
40,728
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Texas Roadhouse is pretty much perfect, but their fries are my least favorite of any place I can think of.
 

WildcatFan1982

Heisman
Dec 4, 2011
21,206
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never had Cheesecake Factory and haven't been to an Applebees or Ruby Tuesdays in 20+ years.

Only thing good at TGI Fridays is that jack daniels sauce.

best thing at Olive Garden is the salad dressing
 

rick64

Heisman
Jan 25, 2007
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We all know why guys go to Hooters, and it ain't for the wings. It's for another anatomy part. [winking]
 
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WonderBraa

All-Conference
Feb 19, 2012
4,317
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After having Texas Roadhouse and Outback a thousand times during COVID, I can tell you that both get extremely old after a while.
 

*CatinIL*

Heisman
Jan 2, 2003
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40,224
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I only picked two because I didn't see Skyline Chili so I left it with just Outback and CF.
 

BlueVelvetFog

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Apr 12, 2016
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Only 32 percent chose Hooters????
 
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Rebelfreedomeagle

All-Conference
Feb 24, 2017
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Applebees has exactly one decent thing: the burger with the egg on it.

I have only been to Hooters a couple of times and it's been a while, but I can't understand the fascination. I may not have been to a "flagship" franchise.

Stop by McDonalds on your way to a tittie bar and see more for less.
 

BlueVelvetFog

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Apr 12, 2016
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Applebees has exactly one decent thing: the burger with the egg on it.

I have only been to Hooters a couple of times and it's been a while, but I can't understand the fascination. I may not have been to a "flagship" franchise.

Stop by McDonalds on your way to a tittie bar and see more for less.
So wood
 

Ineverplayedthegame

All-Conference
Aug 12, 2005
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Applebees has exactly one decent thing: the burger with the egg on it.

I have only been to Hooters a couple of times and it's been a while, but I can't understand the fascination. I may not have been to a "flagship" franchise.

Stop by McDonalds on your way to a tittie bar and see more for less.

Definitely got some meat on those wings.
 

P19978

Heisman
Mar 30, 2004
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Ruby Tuesday... so good they're closing everywhere!

Red Lobster... a fish place best known for a biscuit.

Hooters... I'll have a 69. And some breast meat.
Hooters... I'll have a chicken breast... hold the chicken.

-Michael Scott.
 

BigSexyCat

All-American
Nov 29, 2008
5,104
7,231
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Cheesecake Factory...Roadhouse....Olive Garden. Solid menus with good variety and consistent quality of food.