You know you're getting old when

[Glenn's Take]

You go to the Super Bowl party early to get the card game in before everyone starts getting there instead of after.

 

[UK 82]

You talk about the good ol' days of UK basketball.

 

[K86]

When I add up how old some of my favorite music is and I was around when it was released.

 

[UK 82]

When I add up how old some of my favorite music is.

I measure it in decades.

 

[H. Lecter]

You shart and do t give a ****!

 

[J_Dee]

When you're browsing an Internet message board at midnight on a Saturday night.

 

[btodd0224 n/a?]

When the term “Life in Prison” isn’t a deterrent.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Gerontological take, Glenn.

 

[entropy13]

You shart and do t give a ****!

I suppose it *Depends* on where the shart happens.

 

[Ron Mehico]

When you no longer have any clue who half the people are in pop culture.

 

[Nightwish84]

When you no longer have any clue who half the people are in pop culture.

and you have no desire to find out.

 

[JDHoss]

When you're listening to Mott the Hoople roll through a live version of Jerkin' Crocus, and you realize that Ian Hunter is now 84 years old...

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

I guess I’m old. That halftime show was just noise

 

[august-west]

You pee more in the middle of the night than you do during the day.

 

[Bigtyrone]

When you no longer have any clue who half the people are in pop culture.

I hit that milestone by 25.

 

[IkeCat]

when you've been out partying all night and when you get home there is some fluffy white snow next to where you park, you want to leave your Significant other a love note in the snow and the love not is written in the snow, but on both of your shoes and she laughs when she sees what you have done.

 

[Tskware]

The obituaries start containing names of people younger than you

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Snap crackle pop is no longer just the sound of cereal.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

when you've been out partying all night and when you get home there is some fluffy white snow next to where you park, you want to leave your Significant other a love note in the snow and the love not is written in the snow, but on both of your shoes and she laughs when she sees what you have done.

You have my attention

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

You wake up and realize you somehow managed to pull a muscle in your sleep.

 

[TortElvisII]

The obituaries start containing names of people younger than you

This one.

 

[Ron Mehico]

The obituaries start containing names of people younger than you

When you start reading the obituaries

 

[TopCatCal]

You talk about the good ol' days of UK basketball.

When UK has a basketball player DJ Wagner & you're old enough to remember his grandfather Milt when he was a high school recruit.