You think you got problems, in an ironic twist...

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

man never gets laid again


http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...ds-longest-penis/story-fneuzlbd-1227506743937

 

[JonathanW_rivals]

Shorts must be beyond knee length.

 

[UKserialkiller]

One man's prison is another man's paradise.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Something tells me if Mr Cabrera used his bat to be a switch hitter, he may get more hits. Too bad #nohomo.

 

[kybobcat_rivals185207]

It's just two inches shorter than the world's smallest man.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

Shorts must be beyond knee length.

capris...for men

 

[80 Proof]

I bet this guys film career is about to take off.

 

[Chuckinden]

I know where he's coming from. It can be a curse.

 

[_Chase_]

10 inch circumference of the head.

A baby's head is about 14 inches in circumference.

A coke can is 8 inches in circumference.

[laughing]

 

[bluelifer]

Wonder if he's a grower or a shower.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

if that thing grows, he's passing out.

He should put an Air Jordan on the end of that thing and become the worlds steadiest photograhper.

 

[bluelifer]

No wonder women are scared of it

 

[RacerX.ksr]

if that thing grows, he's passing out.

Common misconception Jason. The blood flow to an abnormally large penis will not cause a man to black out. It can make you feel a little light headed though.

 

[Deeeefense]

He could probably get a job in the donkey show, subbing for the donkey.

 

[P.PattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor]

Is this abnormal or something?

 

[UKserialkiller]

Is this abnormal or something?

Not all. Quite common. Penis pumps can get them 25 inches.

 

[funKYcat75]

Ok, I had to have some context on this. I looked up the dimensions of a tuna can (h/t to Big Jay Oakerson) and we're basically talking about the size of 12 actual cans stack atop one another. Length AND girth. I cannot even imagine. I'm not exaggerating even a little bit, if my math is correct.

 

[cat_chaser]

It's gotta be a workout to jerk off.

 

[VerySimpleMan]

I didn't click on the link yet.
Are you guys talking about Secretariat?

 

[DaBossIsBack]

This would make a great short film.

 

[crazyqx83_rivals88013]

This would make a great short film.

Doesn't sound very short to me.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

Ok, I had to have some context on this. I looked up the dimensions of a tuna can (h/t to Big Jay Oakerson) and we're basically talking about the size of 12 actual cans stack atop one another. Length AND girth. I cannot even imagine. I'm not exaggerating even a little bit, if my math is correct.

And the smell...of whatever is taking it...on a hot August night...in Mexico.

 

[funKYcat75]

goatse.cx.jpg

 

[KingOfBBN]

Guy said it has killed his ability to get a job. Um, I can think think of a particular industry that is right up his alley.

 

[DaBossIsBack]

Wonder if it comes up during interviews?

 

[funKYcat75]

Guy said it has killed his ability to get a job. Um, I can think think of a particular industry that is right up his alley.

Alley? I'd say that thing is more of a boulevard.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

Alley? I'd say that thing is more of a boulevard.

Thoroughfare.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

That dude is a walking abortion machine. He could use that thing to make some money when he's not on a porn shoot. Problem is like me, he may get arrested for assault with a deadly weapon

 

[UKserialkiller]

That dude is a walking abortion machine. He could use that thing to make some money when he's not on a porn shoot. Problem is like me, he may get arrested for assault with a deadly weapon

Did you commit a violent crime with your penis?

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Lol, i haven't been caught yet.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Thoroughfare.

Autobahn.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Lol, i haven't been caught yet.

That's what Bill Cosby use to say.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Lol, i haven't been caught yet.

Creepy meter is pinned.

 

[funKYcat75]

Lol, i haven't been caught yet.

Mods, ban for confessing to criminal activity.