You would think

dave

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I take that as a no, she won’t swallow for you. I hear her favorite is taking it in the *** and then giving the blow job.
Its almost like your boyfriend got banned, Vernon spanked you for violating TOS and the Marshall fans outted you for offering private hand jobs so you want to change the subject.
 
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Its almost like your boyfriend got banned, Vernon spanked you for violating TOS and the Marshall fans outted you for offering private hand jobs so you want to change the subject.

Don’t feel bad, dildodave, because she won’t let you do anal. The worst part is, every single time you go to bang that big fat *****, you’ll be picturing some other guy giving her anal and then her blowing him.
 

dave

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Don’t feel bad, dildodave, because she won’t let you do anal. The worst part is, every single time you go to bang that big fat *****, you’ll be picturing some other guy giving her anal and then her blowing him.
Not sure what kind of halfass porn you watch but you should stick to hand jobs.
 

dave

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Your wife has a huge secret. Maybe she will tell you some day. She loves to give other big fat whores rim jobs.
It wont ever work dumbass. Nothing you can say upsets me.
So...
Can we get back to why you are offering hand jobs to Marahall fans?
 
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It wont ever work dumbass. Nothing you can say upsets me.
So...
Can we get back to why you are offering hand jobs to Marahall fans?

You might not be upset, but you sure as hell will have a mental picture in your head of your fat wife getting it in the *** by some strange dude every time you go to bang her.
 

dave

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You might not be upset, but you sure as hell will have a mental picture in your head of your fat wife getting it in the *** by some strange dude every time you go to bang her.
Probably not.

Just a hint though....if you are going to talk dirty on here you probably should try to not sound like a 9th grader trying to describe a cinimax special to his virgin buddies.
 
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Probably not.

Just a hint though....if you are going to talk dirty on here you probably should try to not sound like a 9th grader trying to describe a cinimax special to his virgin buddies.

That was lame, dave. You can do better than that. Boy, you’re getting your *** kicked. I never knew you were such a masochist.
 

79eer

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Don’t feel bad, dildodave, because she won’t let you do anal. The worst part is, every single time you go to bang that big fat *****, you’ll be picturing some other guy giving her anal and then her blowing him.
Some are probably hoping for your ”sake”, .............. booze involved tonight.
 

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lmfao, it's so easy to troll trumps rubes on here. Comic gold. If only the left could find a Dave or a WVU82!