Young couple arrested for playing around on a private course

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Foreplay on the fairway! South Carolina couple arrested after they were caught having sex on a golf course

• Dakota Len Payne, 19, and Kiernan Dunne Hennessey, 24, were arrested Sunday after police found them having sex on the eighth hole of a golf course
• A resident told police he first thought there might be some medical situation
• After getting his binoculars and looking closer, he saw the couple having sex
• Other witnesses thought that there was a deer on the fairway

 

[UK_Is_Good]

A hole in one?

 

[ZakkW]

^They layed up

 

[Lexie's Dad]

He should've played the back.

 

[UK_ Alum_02]

Putt it in her butt

 

[Tskware]

I have heard of the 19th hole, but thought that was after the round was over, but for her, I can certainly see no reason to wait.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

A round of golf and a little intercourse at the same time, what else does a man need ?

 

[Hank Camacho]

So a guy gets on binoculars, sees two hot girls going at it on a golf course, and then calls the police?

Does not compute.

 

[Bill - Shy Cat]

Stiff shaft.

 

[UK_ Alum_02]

So a guy gets on binoculars, sees two hot girls going at it on a golf course, and then calls the police?

Does not compute.

Not two girls, that's why.

 

[BigBlueDave_rivals76951]

So a guy gets on binoculars, sees two hot girls going at it on a golf course, and then calls the police?

Does not compute.

It's a 19 year old dude and a 24 year old hot chick.

Bob's theme of older chicks/young dudes.

Kiernan and Dakota:

 

[JohnBlue]

Bob didn't tell the whole story, one girl, one guy.

"he saw two people engaged in a sex act and 'saw the male with his head between the female's legs"

The pics are of the same girl.

 

[BigBlueDave_rivals76951]

"Both 'were instructed multiple times' to stop what they were doing and to put their clothes back on."

 

[MdWIldcat55]

If you called the cops and told them there was a guy downstairs with a gun it'd take them 90 minutes to show up. Tell them a blonde is getting shagged on a golf course and they are there in three minutes.

 

[420grover]

Dude should've just watched and then went on about his day.

 

[MegaBlue05]

Who calls the cops?

Not me. I watch.

 

[Ron Mehico]

Based on their names I couldn't tell you who the guy or girl was if my life depended on it.

 

[DSmith21]

Who calls the cops?

Not me. I watch.

I would consider filming it and sending it to some "real amateur sex" site. That would teach them to get a room.

 

[mashburned]

In my mind that little blonde girl had relations with that older, more sandy blonde girl and that's awesome! I bet that guy with the binoculars was caught by his nagging wife and he had to play it off like "oh no hunny im not playing with my dingy im pocket dialing the cops while i keep an eye on these criminals!!! damn kids!!!".

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

Based on their names I couldn't tell you who the guy or girl was if my life depended on it.

Based on their names I hope they were both beaten with a 5 iron. I also hope their parents get named so they can be publicly shamed as dumbasses who named their kids Dakota and Kiernan.

 

[wildcatdonf]

inter

 

[cawoodsct]

Care to play a threesome?

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

If he needed binoculars to see it, and other people thought it was a deer where is the harm?

 

[funKYcat75]

I wonder if she was more Masters or US Open downstairs?

 

[420grover]

Wait a minute, he told the police he first thought it may have been a medical situation. What kind of medical situation calls for mouth to crotch resuscitation? I'm a first responder at work, I must have slept through that part.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

Wait a minute, he told the police he first thought it may have been a medical situation. What kind of medical situation calls for mouth to crotch resuscitation? I'm a first responder at work, I must have slept through that part.

According to this, they breathe through those things. Must be something like fish gills in there.

 

[warrior-cat]

I would have watched and went all Spangler when he penetrated and scared them yelling: "It's in the Hole!"

 

[warrior-cat]

I would have watched and went all Spangler when he penetrated and scared them yelling: "It's in the Hole!"

 

[GrandePdre]

Did they at least get to finish their round?

 

[catsfanbgky]

Dude definitely pulled out the driver. Smashed it. No laying up.

 

[Free_Salato_Blue]

Good man for going for an "eagle" on the 8th.

 

[rmattox]

Wonder if she made him use the ball washer before addressing the hole.

 

[BKH34]

So that's where Mitch Kumstein has been.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

With a name like Kiernan he should get 5 years and his parents should get 5 for giving him such a douchy name. You can tell based on their names both of them come from money. That said, I hope he was putting in the rough after he tossed her albatross

 

[UpstateNYCat]

 

[Midway Cat]

With a name like Kiernan he should get 5 years and his parents should get 5 for giving him such a douchy name.

Yeah, that's her name. His name is Dakota.

 

[rudd1]

With a name like Kiernan he should get 5 years and his parents should get 5 for giving him such a douchy name. You can tell based on their names both of them come from money. That said, I hope he was putting in the rough after he tossed her albatross

-yep nothing says uppercrust more that naming your boy dakota.

 

[KingOfBBN]

Dude should've just watched and then went on about his day.

Yeah. Who the eff calls the police? How miserable do you have to be?

This would be the reaction of 98% of men.

See's two people doing it
Closer look of getting the ole red button tickled
Laughs to himself and says, "Ohhhh man."
Watches to conclusion.
Puts in the mental bank for later

 

[MychalG]

I nailed by then GF back in high school on the 9th green of the Cherokee golf course in Louisville. The cool part about it was we did not get caught and it was HER idea..

 

[BlueRunner11]

At least he didnt appear to hit it fat.