Your last fight.

Usmcincy

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Bar fight in North Carolina. Kid came back after he was thrown out and killed the bouncer.

I’ve walked away from several after that. Not worth it.
 
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I'm too old too recall .. LOL , been in a few , but he most recent was a total **** show and I'm glad I wasn't packing that day .. So , on a curvy country road out where I live I accidentally crowded a guy in a curve .. NO I wassnt on my phone , I was reaching for something and drifted MAYBE A foot into his lane and I corrected as fast as possible , and I saw him slightly swerve but it wasn't some close to head on collision moment ... so I cruise on .. about a mile or so down the road I see him FLYING up on my rear end , waving and acting crazy , so at the next straight stretch I simply slow down and wave him around me .. he pulls up beside me , pointing and screaming ... so he proceeds to pull in front of me , slows down and parks diagonally across the road where I cant pass .. he gets out , charges my truck at the drivers side door , I had the window down. I CALMLY apologized , told him I know I crowded him , and says " you caused me to nearly wreck with my 7-8 year son in the vehicle and " it threw him all over the place " and I again apologize , tell him I'm really sorry but there isnt much else I can do ... so he's irate and keeps on long enough I get pissed off .. so I step out of the truck , I'm 51-52 at this point , he's a fat *** 35 or so .. I thought I stood a chance , so as he's threatening to " knock me out " I calmly say " well give it a try , throw the first punch then " you start it .. I'll join in . And that makes him even More irate .. calls me pops , tells me to " go back where I came from" .. and I just stand there . he rants , I tell him to shut up and throw the first punch then .. well he never does .. but after its about ended I get back in my truck and this fool kicks my tire on truck .. that kinda started it all over again , he actually reached inside my window .. but refused to ever throw a punch .. but if I'd had a gun that day I might have shot him . Crazy fool .
 
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My last fight where I threw and got hit with punches was prolly 8th grade. Fought this little douche who was running his mouth at the YMCA. My big mistake was that he had a cast on his wrist that thing was like a baseball bat he got me on the face with it and I had a waffle pattern for a week haha.

Had a few bar/party fights after that in HS/college but don’t remember ever getting hit in those altho I did throw some punches.
 

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I thought of this thread when I saw this fat guy run his mouth then get thrown down the steps at a Bears game in Chicago. Giving him a wedgie first was definitely style points but he could have accidentally killed him NSFW:

 
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They record this with an eclipse viewer?
It was a formatting thing I guess they had to crop. You can see full size on YouTube but it won't play here. There are multiple angles, too. One from where the fat guy lands and his whole rearend is out. Not sure the mods would want fat exposed butt on the site so I didn't post it.
 

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May I ask how you pulled that off? I think it's commendable honestly.
I think mainly because I don't drink, or rarely do (but I'm not against drinking). Can't stand the taste of beer, HATE throwing up, and honestly don't like the idea of Losing Control.
And I think most fights happen when alcohol is involved.

Now there was one fight I wish I had been involved in. In HS our baseball team had a brawl (over a girl, big eye roll) after a game in the handshake line w/ the county (Monroe) next to ours. I was the starting&closing pitcher on the mound for the last out, so basically I started the line. As I get thru the line I turn around and all hell has broken loose. And we must have had 1 more player on our team, because every kid is fighting another, with no one left (at least near 3B where I was) in the other jersey for me to fight. And 2 on 1 just ain't right. So I didn't know what to do, and just tried to separate the 2 closest to me (who were more wrestling on the ground than throwing punches).
Ironically that was my last win as a pitcher, going 0-9 for a bad American Legion travel-team that summer and 0-7 my SR year as the #1 SP for a horrible HS team. Our offense averaged <2 runs per game, and our defense was so bad in we allowed almost 4 UNearned runs per game.
 
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I think mainly because I don't drink, or rarely do (but I'm not against drinking). Can't stand the taste of beer, HATE throwing up, and honestly don't like the idea of Losing Control.
And I think most fights happen when alcohol is involved.

Now there was one fight I wish I had been involved in. In HS our baseball team had a brawl (over a girl, big eye roll) after a game in the handshake line w/ the county (Monroe) next to ours. I was the starting&closing pitcher on the mound for the last out, so basically I started the line. As I get thru the line I turn around and all hell has broken loose. And we must have had 1 more player on our team, because every kid is fighting another, with no one left (at least near 3B where I was) in the other jersey for me to fight. And 2 on 1 just ain't right. So I didn't know what to do, and just tried to separate the 2 closest to me (who were more wrestling on the ground than throwing punches).
Ironically that was my last win as a pitcher, going 0-9 for a bad American Legion travel-team that summer and 0-7 my SR year as the #1 SP for a horrible HS team. Our offense averaged <2 runs per game, and our defense was so bad in we allowed almost 4 UNearned runs per game.
I was originally gonna ask if you didn't drink cause usually alcohol is involved. I haven't drank since I was 18 so 20 years. I hate alcohol, the buzz, everything. Plus I totaled a car by hitting a deer. I told God if he got me out of this I would never drink again and I didn't go to jail so I quit that night. I was headed for basic in two weeks so I was being a dumb kid.

That baseball story is actually quite funny. Sucks your baseball season finished like that though. Appreciate the honest answer. Like I said, it's commendable. I still box and do BJJ just in case. But I hope you continue on without having to fight.