Your Neighbor wins the $1.3 Billion. How Do Kill Him/Her to get it?

[DSmith21]

Hey guys, no one gives a crap which payment option anyone takes. This thread is about murdering people. Stay on topic.

If TriangleUKCat wins, he gets death by a fat enveloping anus to the head leading to suffocation. I have Mama June on speed dial. Everyone else gets to live.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

Everyone says - and rightfully so - not to take the lump sum.

But I've always had concern that if you go the smart way that you may never see all of it. I mean, what happens when the govt finally breaks? Or there is a catastrophic event and society collapses?

Give me my money now so I can start prepping and not have to worry about a societal/governmental collapse.

Based on the mentality of the typical lottery winner, I would say you have a good chance of winning.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

That is quite the way to go out. Probably not my preferred method, though.

 

[argubs2]

I'd find an air pocket and play dead until she needed another snack

 

[UKserialkiller]

That is quite the way to go out. Probably not my preferred method, though.

Fetish gone wrong. Sucks. Just like David Carradine.


BBdk- What chain you think he buys first? I bet JW buys Subway and Dairy Queen.

 

[cat_chaser]

Based on the mentality of the typical lottery winner, I would say you have a good chance of winning.

I'd have to play first.

In all honesty, I'd more than likely take the lump sum on this particular amount. Get it down under 100m or so and I "might" take the annual payout.

I'd take my chances with 400+m cleared.

 

[crazyqx83_rivals88013]

I'll bet whoever wins the lottery just turned 98 and will be dead within 28 hours.

 

[Xception]

Kill your least favorite family member and stage their body in the neighbors house , file a civil lawsuit and cry to no end about losing your favorite family member . If you feel guilty just finance them some protection on the inside .

 

[UKWildcats#8]

Kill your least favorite family member and stage their body in the neighbors house , file a civil lawsuit and cry to no end about losing your favorite family member . If you feel guilty just finance them some protection on the inside .

What if you hate all your family equally? I guess spin a wheel and let God sort um out.

 

[Xception]

What if you hate all your family equally? I guess spin a wheel and let God sort um out.

Easy , pick the one you stand to gain the most financially from . All in

 

[rmattox]

with kindness

 

[Lob2Davis]

You sleep w/ the wife, and then blackmail her for a piddly $10M. No risk of going to jail.

A) get neighbor's wife pregnant
B) off neighbor and everyone else on his page in the phone book for reasonable doubt
C) wait til kid is born, off the wife
D) off the kid, or if you're the sentimental type just send him off to boarding school.

 

[d2atTech]

everyone here is missing the point of winning the lottery. you could literally buy your own mcdonald's that only served you 24/7. that **** would be out of this world! then you can get fat, pay to have the cosmetic surgery, and repeat the entire process till you run out of money.

 

[homeytheclown]

Fake bomb

 

[AustinTXCat]

 

[Kooky Kats]

Free him!