Your type?

TheDude1

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So, with the nice weather coming, the ladies of the world (and the men, too... Don't want to leave BKO out...) are showing a lot of skin and looking generally beautiful.

So, that always brings up the discussion of... What's your type? Long, lean, athletic? Fresh faced and buxom? A bit muscled with a little six pack and a snarl? Redheads, asians, or hippy chicks? What's your favorite?

Mine is super short, overly buxom and round, and, I hate to admit it, but a tiny bit on the trashy side. If she is wearing vaguely hooker-seque makeup, has a lot of cleavage showing, and is about four foot eight with a little waist and round bottom, I'm done for. I'd try to come up with a famous example, but I can't think of lot of women who look like that actually get that famous... And no, girl from the jersey beach show is hideous:)

What about everyone else? What's your type?
 

MegaBlue05

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Bigger, but not obese. (In the porn world "chubby," "thick" or "curvy")

Big boobs, round, plump ***, wide hips.

The 100 pound, flat-chested wafer with muscly arms turns me off as much as the 400-pounders
 

TriangleUKCat

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OP wekked several times rereading his post :100points::100points::100points::100points::100points::100points::100points::100points::100points::100points::100points::100points::100points:
 

anon1760843510

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So, with the nice weather coming, the ladies of the world (and the men, too... Don't want to leave BKO out...) are showing a lot of skin and looking generally beautiful.

So, that always brings up the discussion of... What's your type? Long, lean, athletic? Fresh faced and buxom? A bit muscled with a little six pack and a snarl? Redheads, asians, or hippy chicks? What's your favorite?

Mine is super short, overly buxom and round, and, I hate to admit it, but a tiny bit on the trashy side. If she is wearing vaguely hooker-seque makeup, has a lot of cleavage showing, and is about four foot eight with a little waist and round bottom, I'm done for. I'd try to come up with a famous example, but I can't think of lot of women who look like that actually get that famous... And no, girl from the jersey beach show is hideous:)

What about everyone else? What's your type?
The opposite of this.
 

We-Todd-Did

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I can honestly say that I don't have a single type that gets me going. It depends on the sum of the parts more than single things.

I will say that something that gets my attention is skin tone. I am definitely "down with brown". I don't count fake tanning, I mean a real deep skin tone, like from India, arab, and island women. I thought about doing a year of school in Israel because I saw a catalog from a university there and chubbed up from every girl in the pictures. I think my fascination with it comes from my own skin, which is what most people would think of when they read Oliver Twist.
 
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Slender with a nice shape. Flat stomach. Defined abs are cool. Some muscle tone is too, but not weight-lifter type muscles. Bikini model type. 5-4 to 5-7, 110 to 125. B or C cup. Must have a nice butt and shapely legs.
 

UKserialkiller

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I can honestly say that I don't have a single type that gets me going. It depends on the sum of the parts more than single things.

I will say that something that gets my attention is skin tone. I am definitely "down with brown". I don't count fake tanning, I mean a real deep skin tone, like from India, arab, and island women. I thought about doing a year of school in Israel because I saw a catalog from a university there and chubbed up from every girl in the pictures. I think my fascination with it comes from my own skin, which is what most people would think of when they read Oliver Twist.


We-Todd. You're the type of guy that if you were nailing a VOC (****** of color) I'd push your butt cheeks so that you could thrust harder.
 
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I'm currently feeling the Ruth Kearney type


AKA the type I have less than zero chance with
 

slick rick.ksr

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Definitely not one that's supermodel skinny. The pubic arch is too well defined and grinding and pounding on a bony structure is not fun(after a while)
 

roguemocha

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Southern, American, white, tan, short, long hair, great ***/legs, athletic frame, little to preferably no makeup 99.9% of the time.
 

BigBlueSean_rivals178247

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I like women of color... something about a foreign chick... Taller, lean but thick with curves...


My Type to a T: Shakira (BTW SHE IS FRIGGIN 40 IN THE PIC)




 

bluelifer

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Most of us have a type, but here's some advice for the younger, single dudes: Try not to limit your conquests to your "type". Investing in a diverse portfolio of poon when you're younger will pay dividends once you get married and have to rely on those memories to get you through the day.

It might not make sense now, but that tubby chick with the dead tooth and hairy nipples will one day play a vital role in your marriage.
 

LineSkiCat14

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Mousey girls. Found this out about 2-3 years ago. Not "looks like a mouse" though.. I don't know how to even describe it, and I can't even explain why it's appealing, so I'll let Urban Dictionary take it away:

Prime candidates of the "Mousey" classification have innocent facial characteristics. Usually rounded cheeks and chin. Classifiable as "cute as a mouse".

Think, Allison Brie, Jennifer-Love Hewitt, Anna Kendrick, Kate Mara, Natalie Portman...
 
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Mousey girls. Found this out about 2-3 years ago. Not "looks like a mouse" though.. I don't know how to even describe it, and I can't even explain why it's appealing, so I'll let Urban Dictionary take it away:

Prime candidates of the "Mousey" classification have innocent facial characteristics. Usually rounded cheeks and chin. Classifiable as "cute as a mouse".

Think, Allison Brie, Jennifer-Love Hewitt, Anna Kendrick, Kate Mara, Natalie Portman...
I approve of this term. Learn something new every day.