Dr. Doron's Lessons in Love, Beauty, Adversity and Money Management

Doron Lamb got all philosophical on us on Twitter Monday afternoon, flooding our timelines with inspirational quotes regarding a variety of subjects. Below you’ll find some of his “realest” on this week’s edition of “Dr. Doron.”

 

A guy is only insecure about losing his girl, when he knows someone else can treat her better

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 16, 2013

Point being, guys, treat your woman the best way you possibly can. If you’re feeling insecure, you’re not doing enough. There is another man out there who can do better.

 

The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 16, 2013

We all struggle at various points throughout life; it’s how you handle the struggles and overcome them that matters. Each new struggle strengthens you for the next.

 

Never make decisions while you're mad

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 16, 2013

9 times out of 10 you’ll regret the decision you made.

Also, don’t go to the grocery store when you’re hungry. You’ll end up with Cheez-Its, pizza rolls, ice cream bars, three cans of Pringles, and Pop Tarts. And you’ll forget the milk.

 

Money attracts the women you want, struggle attracts the women you need

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 16, 2013

NBA groupies are a dime a dozen, and most are thirstier than a fat camel in a sweater in the middle of the desert. The real woman for you is the one who will be there when you need her most, not when 2 Chainz is performing in a club at NBA All-Star weekend.

 

Be the kind of WOMAN that makes other women want to be YOU! Respect your body!

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 16, 2013

Do squats, ladies. Lots and lots of squats. Wear yoga pants, too.

 

Ladies why would a man cuff you when you're showing the world your body? nice to look at but never to cuff #Real

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 16, 2013

Women should dress modestly in public if they are seeking a relationship. Men are hesitant to court a woman who looks like she is wearing two handkerchiefs bound together with dental floss. Though dressing like a CraigsList hooker is easy on the eyes, she will not be a target during cuffing season.

#Real

 

Crazy how females will mess with a married man who lives wit his wife but will turn down a struggling man who lives wit his mom lol

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 16, 2013

It baffles me that women prefer married men over someone who is late to leave the nest. They are quick to break up a formal union between a man and a woman, but hesitant to intrude on a mother’s love for her son and roommate.

 

Real men don't love the most beautiful woman in the world, they love a woman that makes their world beautiful

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 16, 2013

Ugly chicks make the world around you look better.

 

Don't wife her cuz she's bad,wife her cuz she was there when you didn't have anything #loyalty

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 16, 2013

Wedlock is for the one who loves you unconditionally, not the one who misbehaves.

Hashtag, loyalty.

 

Some people take things for granted, when people around the world actually need it

— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) September 16, 2013

Like, socks.

 

 

See you next week.