Good Gravy

Obviously Matt will have a lot more about this squaker later, but I have been summoned to give you a statistical rundown of what went down at Rupp tonight. Luckily, for me, Bloomington's Comcast doesn't offer FSS, so I saw exactly 0 minutes of this bloodbath. I was the beneficiary of two Broseph text messages, reading: "Harrellson is better than Hansbrough," and "I know this is an exhibition, but we look like the effing Celtics." I'd have to agree, judging by both the score and the play by the little peg men on my 'puter. Enough already. Stats: Patterson: 9-13, 6-9 (FT), 24 pts., 11 boards, 3 assists, 1 TO, 31 minutes Meeks: 10-19, 7-13 (3), 2-2 (FT), 29 pts., 4 assists, 2 boards, 2 TO, 28 minutes Harris: 3-5, 1-1 (3), 5-6 (FT), 12 pts., 5 boards, 5 assists, 2 steals, 1 block, 2 TO, 24 minutes Stevenson: 2-3, 1-1 (3...whaaaaaa!!!???), 2-2 (FT), 7 pts., 5 boards, 4 blocks, 1 assist, 1 TO, 20 minutes Porter: 0-3, 0-3 (3), 0 points, 5 assists, 4 boards, 2 blocks, 19 minutes  Harrellson: 9-14, 1-1 (3), 2-2 (FT), 21 pts., 12 boards, 3 steals, 2 TO, 1 block, 16 minutes Miller: 6-7, 2-3 (3), 0-2 (FT), 14 pts., 7 boards, 2 TO, 1 steal, 1 assist, 18 minutes Liggins: 0-1, 0-1 (3), 1-2 (FT), 1 pt., 4 boards, 4 assists, 2 TO, 2 steals, 15 minutes Carter: 1-1, 2 pts., 2 boards, 1 TO, 6 minutes Krebs: 0-2, 0-2 (3), 1-1 (FT), 1 pt., 1 board, 1 steal, 1 assist, 6 minutes Galloway: 0-0, 0 pts., 2 boards, 1 block, 6 minutes Williams: 0-3, 0-2 (3), 0 pts., 3 minutes Perry: 0-1, 0-1 (3), 0 pts., 3 minutes Halsell: 0-0, 3 minutes Slone: 0-0, 1 minute Delph: 0-1, 0-1 (3), 1 TO, 2 minutes Team stats: UK: 40-73 (54.8%) FG, 12-29 (41.4%) 3, 19-26 (73.1%) FT. Missouri-Whoever: 19-61 (31.1%) FG, 3-20 (15%) 3, 12-13 (92.3%) FT. Alright, good-lookin'. Get out and vote tomorrow, unless you're a minor or a girl.