KSR's Guide to DIY Halloween Costumes

Mrs. Tyler Thompsonalmost 9 years

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Halloween is less than a week away, which means if you haven't figured out your costume yet, you better or you'll be that guy everyone mocks at the bar (nothing says "party pooper" like not dressing up on Halloween). Don't feel like going as Slutty Elmo or yesterday's version of yourself (total slacker move, BTW)? Have no fear, KSR is here to help! Here are some do-it-yourself costume ideas that will let you show off your love for the Cats and your creativity: Nerlens Noel Items needed: - Homemade paper flat top - UK jersey or shirt - Blue shorts Go the extra mile: Shave the UK logo in the back of your head Coach Cal Items needed: - Black sweatpants - Blue UK pullover - Pillow strapped around your tummy - Lots of hair gel - Empty Orange Leaf containers (Papa John's boxes will also do) Conversation starters: “So I hear you poop ice cream.” Go the extra mile: Carry around a ladder and scissors The National Championship trophy Be everyone’s favorite photo op! Items Needed: - Brown sweatsuit with a yellow cardboard NCAA emblem taped to your chest - Basketball net around your neck Go the extra mile: Have friends dress up as Kentucky players and carry you around. Joker Phillips Items needed: - UK windbreaker - Sad face Go the extra mile: Pass out resumes Anthony Davis Items needed: - New Orleans Hornets or Kentucky uniform - Unibrow (marker or stick-on) - Mardi Gras beads and/or mask - Fake diamond earrings Go the extra mile: Make your own cardboard white-on-white Bentley and carry it around with you (if you have a real white-on-white Bentley, what are you doing making your own costume?!) Bob Wiggins Items needed: - Blue sweatpants, extra long - UK national championship t-shirt, tucked into said sweatpants - Black socks - Brown loafers Go the extra mile: Carry some Werther’s Originals W.B.A. (White Boy Academy) Items needed: - UK apparel - Gold chains - Sunglasses Go the extra mile: Carry around an old school boom box and break out your rapping and dancing skills at random The Goonies Items needed: - Goonies t-shirts (available at Wal-Mart) - Hipster (black frame) glasses - Rapping skills Go the extra mile: Film a video and upload it to YouTube Cryptkeeper On second thought, don't try that one.

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2021-09-21

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