Meet John Wall's Agent

What is 5' 10", wears pink shirts, graduated from Yale Law School and looks like Anderson Cooper? If you said John Wall's new agent Dan Fegan, you are CORRECT! Wall picked Fegan out of a batch of every agent that could possibly exist, choosing the owner of BEST Agency as the person who will represent him in negotiations during his NBA career. The early on favorite was thought to be those around Lebron/World Wide Wes, but that just showed that those who guess on such things are usually simple-minded souls who write newspaper articles and website posts. Instead Wall went with Fegan, who has previously been known for his international clients in all forms of basketball and who is rumored to be considering a merger with an international agency that could produce world power like we have never seen before. Now I always wonder when people sign with agents, who else does Fagan represent? A quick look at the BEST website suggests that Wall will have some company at the Fagan Christmas party every year: BASKETBALL PLAYERS: Shawn Marion --- next to Wall, his best talent Anderson Varejao --- whose hair Wall will not copy Joakim Noah --- whose hair Wall will not copy Ricky Rubio --- whose future is with the Jonas Brothers Nene Jason Terry Courtney Lee --- Hilltoppers represent! Eduardo Najera Austin Croshere Nick Calathes Matt Walsh --- He likes annoying Florida Gators it seems Troy Murphy Drew Gooden Erick Dampier --- He negotiated the most lopsided contract in NBA history But there is more...it is not just basketball players who are with Fegan...we have others as well: FOOTBALL: Michael Vick --- Stay away from those dogs John Marques Colston Channing Crowder Early Doucet Percy Harvin --- Way too many Gators Tavaris Jackson Sergio Kindle Andre Woodson --- A connection with the Big Blue BOXING Floyd Mayweather Jr --- The only boxer worth representing COACHES: Tom Crean --- May need to use these skills if he doesnt step up Seth Greenberg Andy Kennedy --- Only Dustin Rumbaugh has worse cab rides Reggie Theus --- Got him that big "Hangtime" contract Herb Sendek John Pelphrey --- Paintsville representing! Happy Osborne --- Tough to negotiate with terrorists or Georgetown College MEDIA: Doug Gottlieb --- Officially the worst John Saunders Dan Schulman - Limits Vitale "we are both bald" jokes to 5 a year Jenn Brown --- So HOT and waved her appearance fee for KSR podcast As you can see, it is quite a group. You may have not thought Wall, Calathes, John Saunders, Happy Osborne and Austin Croshere had a lot to talk about, but you were wrong. Wall only hangs with the best, and now he is with BEST, ready to make that crazy salary that is to come his way. And as for those who work for BEST, we here at KSR are currently unrepresented and would be glad for you to take over all of our deals, except that of Bryan the Intern of course. He is working for college credit.