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The truest fans...

Matt Jonesover 14 years


Article written by:Matt JonesMatt Jones
kentucky.jpeg Yes if you wear your Kentucky shirt to a UK game, you are a fan......wear it work and you are maybe a bit bigger fan.....wear it to an opposing team's game and now you are an even bigger fan.....but wear on your way to the pearly gates.....well now that is a true fan. I am sure people are familiar with the notion of team coffins but it is a bit new to me. Apparently you can buy a coffin all decked out in UK blue and have your earthly remains drenched in the logo of the Cats. In doing so, anyone who encounters your remains (for instance worms or people later looking for DNA evidence, a la Zachary Taylor) will know your allegiance. So sign up folks.....times a' wasting.

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