The Universal Hot/Crazy Matrix: A Man's Guide To Women

  Guys, I need your full attention. Gals, give us a few minutes here. It's bro time. ***** Today I watched a video called "Hot Crazy Matrix: Man's Guide To Women" from an online group that goes by Tactical Response. And it is brilliant. It's the perfect self help guide for all you single lads out there, wondering if the girl you just took to dinner is worth your time. If you've ever questioned whether or not she could be the one, this guide gives you the answer. Plain and simple. The analysis is right there in front of you on the chart, saving you all of that strenuous thinking and decision-making when you can be doing other things, like watching sports. It's almost cheating, really. The mastermind behind the formula, Dana McLendon, breaks it all down by rating women based on two criteria: Hot and Crazy, the two axes on the chart. The 'Hot' axis is measured on a scale of 1 to 10, while the 'Crazy' axis runs from 4 to 10. "Because there is no such thing as a woman who is not at least a 4 Crazy," McLendon says. Once you rate your woman (personal preference) and plug her into the matrix, you will find her in one of the six zones: The NO GO Zone No matter how crazy or stable a woman is, McLendon believes anyone lower than a 5 in looks is a no-go. That automatically eliminates half of the field. The Fun Zone From a 5 to about an 8 in Hot and below the Hot-Crazy line, you will find the Fun Zone. McLendon encourages men to eventually move out of this zone and into a more permanent location. After having some fun, of course. The Danger Zone Anyone 5 or higher in Hot but above the Hot-Crazy line is in the Danger Zone. His description of this group is as hilarious as it is accurate. Check it out. The Dating Zone Above an 8 Hot but still around a 7 Crazy is the Dating Zone. McLendon says you can introduce this woman to your family and friends. "You can stay here indefinitely," he adds. The Wife Zone If you meet a woman in the Wife Zone, you should start thinking long term. She will be above an 8 Hot and between a 5 and 7 Crazy. That's worthy of an engagement ring. Unicorn Anyone below a 5 Crazy and above an 8 Hot is a Unicorn. She doesn't exist. ***** For more on each zone, including one zone I didn't tell you about, take five minutes out of your evening to watch Dr. McLendon explain the entire matrix in further detail. The man is a genius and he single-handedly made life easier for mankind.