What Would You Do For A Win Tomorrow?

Will Lentzabout 11 years

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Aritcle written by:Will LentzWill Lentz

I was inspired by a question sent in from a reader, asking if I would curse Kentucky basketball to five consecutive less than .500 seasons, in exchange for ‘having relations’ with five celebrities.  We will get into that answer during a mailbag post next week, but it got me thinking.  What would you do to guarantee a win for the Wildcats this Saturday against Florida?

Would you:

-Wrestle a Gator (a real one, not a player?)

-Take a hit from Taylor Windham?  In front of your girlfriend?

-Go out to dinner with Rick Pitino?

-Go hunting with Gilbert Arenas?

-Get your hair cut by Matt Jones’ barber?

-Spend quality time with BTI?

If you knew it would clinch the victory this weekend against Florida, and end the longest dry spell this side of Tim Tebow, what kind of sacrifices are you willing to make as a fan?

Personally, I’m ready to play wingman to UKandrew for a night if we can make this happen.

“If you like pina coladas…”

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2021-09-26

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