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It's been a weird day here at KSR. First, Drew left for vacation, Matt was nice to callers on the radio show, and for some reason, Corey Nichols can only talk in Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics. But the icing on the cake had to be this anonymous email we received, with an unidentified top 2013 recruit's text message log from last night. Take a look and help us figure out whom it belongs to: 12:01:03 a.m. - "Hey, it's Tom Izzo from Mich. St. Just wanted 2 say hey and hope u sleep well. Go Spartans!" 12:01:09 a.m. - "Hell, this is Coach Boeheim. So glad to be able to chat. Give us a call when you're ready to take Fab Melo's place. :)" 12:01:21 a.m. - "This is Roy Williams. I hope I am doing this text messager right. Would love to see you in powder blue and white. Call me and we'll talk over Co'Colars." 12:02:04 a.m. - "Pizza Hut plz send cheesy bread and Dr. Pepper. Billy G." 12:02:35 a.m. - "Hi, this is Coach Rick Pitino. Just wanted to touch base and talk to you about becoming a Louisville Cardinal. L1C4" 12:02:56 a.m. - "Good evening, this is Coach K. Remember me? I'm the one with the stretch limo. We'll be in touch later today to talk about your future as a Blue Devil." 12:04:34 a.m. - "Hey buddy, it's Tom Crean. Just wanted to see if you knew any cheat codes for the new Call of Duty game. I'm hooked! Go Hoosiers!!! :D" 12:04:49 a.m. - "Pizzzzza Hit plz send me deep dish supreme 2 will be outside waiting cant fine keys" 12:05:22 a.m. - "It's Bill Self, head coach of the Kansas Jayhawks. I tried calling, but your phone was turned off. Let us know if you want to come to Lawrence for a game next fall!" 12:06:12 a.m. - "This is Jim Calhoun's grandson Patrick. He doesn't use cell phones but wanted me to text you to say hi. Hi." 12:07:44 a.m. - "Hey, it's Ben Howland from UCLA. You might be sleeping, but I'm currently at a nightclub being doused in champagne by three hot women in bikinis. Come live the L.A. life with me, Shabazz, and Kyle." 12:09:23 a.m. - "It's Crean again, just waiting for you to accept my Call of Duty request on XBOX Live...is this a neutral site thing?? :-P" 12:15:01 a.m. - "If I sleep on the lawn plz leave pzzia an cheese brd moneys in back pockt." 12:17:39 a.m. - "Hey man, it's Brad Stevens from Butler. Yeah, I'm surprised I'm texting you right now, too, but I hear we're one of the big guys now. Peace." 12:32:02 a.m. - "Hi, it's Billy Donovan. Just wanted to say hey and that we'll be in touch tomorrow. Did you know Erin Andrews went to the University of Florida?" 12:39:23 a.m. - "Crean here. Sittin here waiting for you to accept my CoD request, listening to Jay-Z. Did you know our students made a rap about Indiana? You should check it out." 12:42:11 a.m. - "Heyyy, it's Bruce Pearl. I don't coach anymore, just lonely and want to chat. Let me know if you want to come over for some bbq." 12:43:52 a.m. - "whres dr peppre pzza hut come on i will cme get it n my golf cart" 12:44:36 a.m. - "You have received a dairy cow in FarmVille from Kevin Stallings. Reply "1" to receive. Standard text messaging rates apply." 12:45:00 a.m. - "Hey, it's Coach O. Here's our number, call us when you want to be a Natl. Champ.