NFL Draft Humor

[RotorHead]

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/s...achelorettes-the-funniest-story-of-nfl-draft/

this is just too funny!

Buddy of mine is a chef in Nashville and told me that Bachelorette parties are becoming a problem downtown due to multiple parties showing up at one establishment and having to "share" the attention.

 

[patdog]

More draft humor

 

[Shmuley]

Somebody might lose a prosthetic leg over that situation.

 

[fishwater99]

[FONT=&quot]“I’ll tell you who’s going to pay for this. My husband. No football next season. No Super Bowl. Because my friend only gets married once, draft happens every year,” bridesmaid Cyndi said.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Sorry, but if I’m the bride-to-be, I’m firing my Maid of Honor, assuming she planned the event. We also feel bad for bridesmaid Cyndi’s husband. He sounds like he’s in for a rough football season.[/FONT]

 

[KentuckyDawg13]

Now that's a happy ending.

 

[patdog]

I already feel sorry for her husband, even before this happened.

 

[PBRME]

I think she said she wouldn’t watch football. Which could be a blessing.

 

[GloryDawg]

No joke in the World could out funny the suit Devin Bush wore last night.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

“I’ll tell you who’s going to pay for this. My husband. No football next season. No Super Bowl. Because my friend only gets married once, draft happens every year,” bridesmaid Cyndi said.
Sorry, but if I’m the bride-to-be, I’m firing my Maid of Honor, assuming she planned the event. We also feel bad for bridesmaid Cyndi’s husband. He sounds like he’s in for a rough football season.

If I'm her husband, I'm celebrating! She said she was "NOT gonna watch football with him". Based on her being her, that might be the best gift ever.

 

[Eleven Bravo]

No joke in the World could out funny the suit Devin Bush wore last night.

I laughed out loud when I saw that suit! There’s no telling what he paid for that, even though it looked like something rented from a costume shop.

 

[Shamoan]

the brooks show aptly described it as something Prince and the Revolution would wear....

 

[PBRME]

I thought it was an arm sling at first.

 

[PineGroveBully]

Same here

 

[msstate7]

anthropologist yearly salary

 

[Xenomorph]

Feel sorry for the two 17'ers who agreed to marry those harpies. But hey... divorce lawyers gotta eat.

 

[Shamoan]

reminds me of that tyson lee pic.