Well, it is well known that Auburn fans are the bluest of the blue bloods when it comes to message boarding. You should be on your knees blowing us and licking our buttholes for giving you the chance to converse with the absolute very best.
Some of you Kentucky fans need a scent of humour. How about snorting a laxative to flush out all the hate and nastiness. Looks like in may have to burn my Paul Pierce jersey.
Can you put me on Ignore, Sharon? I'm kind of a "male chauvinist". It's my belief a woman should be in a kitchen, and not on a message board. I bet you can make a killer sammich if you put your heart into it!
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Look at this modern day Richard Pryor. I bet the Friars Club will be knocking down this posters door for the next comedy roast. When you say, "asking for a friend"...... are you really asking for a friend?