Greg made the right choice
With Pizzaro perfection
Kicking coach future
Deal with the lame duck
and still dream of better times
Glass could be half full
Cignetti leaves pleased
But how would anyone know?
Says Jake from State Farm
To be chopped in half
Rotting ways comes destiny
Stink lingers onward
Perfect time to move
Gives interim coach bye week
To rally the troops
There once was a Director named Zinn
Who came to the banks just to win
When observing Gary
Coach skills were near nary
And a search for anew would begin