LOL at the Ivy League stolen valor over here. You took a class or two through HES and try to claim you got a "Harvard education." That's a low-T as it gets.
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Maybe I’ll stick around some just to provide some testosterone.Oh sh*t, did it officially reopen? Damn, I was hoping you guys would stick around or at least hold dual citizenship. You guys made the board a hell of a lot more fun than it had ever been and I for one am really sad that you're leaving, it's been a blast! I may check it out though so I appreciate the invite.
Triggered by my Harvard education. So predictable.. it’s not stolen valor, they gave me a piece of paper with my name on it right next to the Harvard logo.
The gift shop. I have lots of sweaters, ties, etc with Harvard branding and like to wear it around like Andy Bernard from the office
That's so strange, because there isn't a "gift shop" on the Yard. Do you like being in imaginary places? I know you're a MAGAt, so you're all about "alt facts," but this is getting silly. Also, the character of Andy Bernard went to Cornell, not Harvard. Certainly, someone who went to Harvard would know the difference between his alma mater, and some completely different university in upstate New York, right?
Would you like to try again?
I don’t need to explain anything about my Alma mater to a pleb like you. I don’t understand why my education is so triggering to you folx. I have been very open about the education not even being that good
So you're saying you would not like to try again? It's sad that you can't even fake the basics to make your rouse any fun. Instead, it's just embarrassing for you.
What I’m saying is a Harvard-educated fellow (with a beautiful printed certificate even) like myself owes a bottom feeder like you absolutely nothing. My education has long been established and confirmed on this forum. You can keep crying though. It’ll be like any other day in the week based on your usual temper tantruming behavior
So you didn't go to Harvard. Got it.
You just love making up stuff and getting people to engage with you.
The "joke" you're trying to pull off is that, it's so funny that you would be a Harvard grad, because you're so far removed from being the type of person who could attend Harvard, that you getting some online certification from Harvard means it's HILARIOUS to suggest that you're a "Harvard man."
That's sad that you would self-own like that.
It's just Harvard. It's not Mars. It's a reasonable attainment for many (or, at least, a similar level institution). That you are so far removed from considering yourself actually Harvard-worthy that you would turn attendance there into a farcical notion ... yikes.
I don’t know what you mean? I have a beautiful piece of paper with my name on it right next to Harvard’s logo? Why does this upset you so much?
I never claimed to be a Harvard grad, I claimed to be Harvard educated. Which is true, I have the certificate and everything to prove it.
My employer who had me do the semester long course also offered to let me get my MBA there but I declined as it required a years long commitment to continued employment and I really wasn’t interested in staying there that long (plus as I said, the education wasn’t all that impressive)
you guys really gotta get over the fact that I simply have better academic credentials than you.
You didn't attend Harvard. You took online certification classes.
Harvard's MBA program is extremely competitive to get into, is in-person only, and full-time only. There's no way your employer could offer "to let you get your MBA there."
You don't. Even if you actually attended Harvard you wouldn't have better academic credentials. Try something else to have people pay attention to you, beyond claiming you're Harvard educated and yelling about the gays and the trannies over and over again.
A 5-year-old walking around in dad's clothes, acting like dad and claiming he's "daddy" is funny ... a rather dull adult claiming he's "Harvard educated" and, therefore, is better educated than actually educated individuals ... is sad.
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Oh, and for the record, you've claimed, repeatedly to have attended Harvard, and you've claimed that Harvard is your alma mater. Both of these are false, and are as fake/misleading as saying you are a "Harvard grad." You took an online course that anyone can take, if they just pay the money. You also cannot claim you were "Harvard educated." For instance, stating any of these on your resume, or in a job interview ... they would be grounds for termination for cause if it was later discovered that you simply took an online course and got a certificate of completion. That is all.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
Stare at your Swatch watch collection to amuse yourself, instead.
Phuck, the guy is seething without even knowing my credentials or what I do for a living. I find it weird that so many on the left define a person by what they do for a living.
I could save multiple lives and they would just think psh, that guys does ______ for a living, he’s worthless.
Gibbs, you're still too much of a coward to tell us which degree you have, in which area of study, at which university ... and what you do for a living. And that's AFTER you requested similar personal information from me, which I gave you.
What we do know is that, in an effort to try to bash education (meaning you don't have meaningful education), you tried to portray a boss of yours as incompetent, because they didn't show up to work ... and you thought that would make you look better, and education less important ... when all it did was show that you're in a such a lowly position that someone who doesn't show up to work was STILL thought to be more qualified than you, and was your boss. Then, we found out, when you repeated some parts of the story, that even that was a lie (you couldn't keep straight whether they had master's or a doctorate) ... so, then we knew, in your effort to bash education, you even told a made up story ... so now we knew you REALLY had no meaningful education.
We get it ... you're a coward and you're embarrassed by where you are in life, and by what you've accomplished (or not accomplished).
You're just utterly worthless. So, just sit there wishing you could say the n-word, while life passes you by.
Why do you need to know where I went to school and what I went for. Or what I do for a living. Regardless how I answer, I already know I’m a better human being than you are. Thus it does not matter at all. It’s not even worth making up something like you did.
And, thus, you are a coward (and a proven liar). And an awful human who claims to want to teach his kids how to use homophobic slurs and the n-word. I've donated over 6 figures to charity this year alone, and have donated many hours of my personal time toward helping philanthropic causes, and taught my sons to do the same (as has my wife), as they've logged many volunteer hours this year, as well (and in previous years). What have you done for anyone, besides teach them how to use homophobic slurs and the n-word?
And after you tell us that, tell us which degree you have, in which area of study, at which university ... and what you do for a living.
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Oh, I forget you’re retarded and don’t know how to read. I absolutely can claim I am Harvard educated. I even have a piece of paper to confirm it. With Harvard’s logo and everything. Keep pissing your pants about it lol
Harvard hired a liar/fraud to be their last president btw. She was only hired because of DEI of course. Also, for the record I didn’t pay a penny for my Harvard education. Work did.
Just wait till @Moogy also learns that I am a rocket scientist of sorts IRL. He really does have one of the biggest cases of little man syndrome I’ve ever seen. Bro needs to get laid (probably not gonna happen)
AI Overview
No, you cannot state that you are "Harvard educated" if you only completed a single online course or non-credit certificate. [1, 2]
Why You Can't Claim It
- Misleading implication: Phrases like "Harvard educated" or saying you "went to Harvard" strongly imply that you were accepted into, attended, and graduated from a formal degree program at the university. [1, 2]
- Not a student status: Taking an online course (such as through Harvard Online or HarvardX) makes you a course participant, not an enrolled university student or an alumnus. [1, 2]
"of sorts"
This ought to be good. You clearly and definitively aren't "Harvard educated," and Harvard clearly isn't your alma mater ... yet you've stated DEFINITIVELY that you are Harvard educated and it's your alma mater ... so for you to attach "of sorts" to "rocket scientist" means your connection to actual rocket science must be non-existent. You probably bought a "build a rocket" toy kit and set one off in your backyard.
Lolol AI doing your thinking for you, little guy?if you’re so upset bout it then take it up with my Alma mater. They’re the one that sold their education to me for so little and even gave me a certificate with my name next to theirs. It can never be taken away. Since you like AI so much though here you go:
Under a strict reading of the Wikipedia definition, yes.
Wikipedia states that alma mater “personifies a school that a person has attended or graduated from.” Merriam-Webster uses nearly identical language: “a school, college, or university which one has attended OR from which one has graduated.”
By that wording alone, attending for one semester and receiving a certificate of completion meets the “attended” criterion. The definition does not require a full degree, multi-year enrollment, or formal graduation.
get ******, loser. You will always be my bi tch.
You did not attend for a semester. Attending for a semester means you applied to, and were admitted to, the University, you enrolled and took classes.
You did not get accepted to Harvard. You enrolled in an online non-credit course ... that ANYONE can take.
So, you were wrong, again. It is NOT your Alma Mater and you are NOT Harvard educated.
Give it up, Stolen Valor.
I accept your "challenge" ... let me know your name and enough identifying info (which class you took and when ... and contact info) and I will reach out to the various folks I still know at Harvard, and to their admissions office ... you can be expecting a cease and desist order AND for them to contact your employer to ensure they're aware you're misrepresenting your credentials.
AI already stated you are factually incorrect. You got owned by a Harvard-educated man. There is no shame in it, I own most of the libs around these parts. You are just one of many.
No, AI did not. You provided AI with false information. You did not attend for a semester. In fact, that’s another thing you can’t do - claim you attended Harvard if you only enrolled/completed in an online non-credit certificate-granting course.
I accept your "challenge" ... let me know your name and enough identifying info (which class you took and when ... and contact info) and I will reach out to the various folks I still know at Harvard (I still hire from them fairly often), and to their admissions office ... you can be expecting a cease and desist order AND for them to contact your employer to ensure they're aware you're misrepresenting your credentials.
lol no, AI confirmed very specifically that I am indeed correct. Now excuse me while I dust the frame off of my Harvard certificate and laugh at how foolish you look right now. The fact that you’re trying to claim you know people from my Alma mater is laughable. As if we’d associate with a slug like you. Imagine being this jealous because I have a piece of paper with my name and Harvard on it while you do not. I’m going to buy myself another embroidered sweatshirt to wear around town so people know exactly where I received a portion of my education after this conversation.
LOL at you asking me for my personal information btw. What a weirdo!
Ah, so you shrunk from your own challenge.
Scrubbles ... you essentially asked AI "If Harvard is my alma mater, can I call it my alma mater?" You're such a lying douche. You got busted as a fraud. You weren't enrolled at Harvard for a semester, douchecanoe.
But do tell us more about this offer from your employer to get your Harvard MBA on him. You represented yourself as a "rocket scientist" ... so, as a valued "rocket scientist," your employer thought it smart to pay for you to leave your employ for 2 full years while you studied at Harvard full-time (the only way you can procure an MBA from Harvard), so that you would then be qualified to do something other than be a rocket scientist ... that's your ridiculous story no one will believe and you're sticking to it?
At best, you're employed as a Crash Test Dummy for rockets.
Just wait until he starts asking about your children. He’s already been banned 3 times from the peen st board. That’s why the freak posts here
Well, I'm not upset. That is just you projecting what you want out of me.
I'm just not dumb, and I like pointing out that what I said is true. You didn't get a college degree from Harvard.
Yet you said: "
Until you one up them on credentials. They seethe all the time because of my Harvard education.
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Which is misleading. So where did you get your bachelors from?
Not what I used as a prompt at all lol why are you crashing out so bad over this? Is it true you got banned 3x from the penn state board for asking about children? Are you a Sandusky type?
I don’t need to describe the details of my job to you lol but suffice to say I have worked with spaceX, space force and the Department of defense/war on critical infrastructure projects. Everything about my life is >>> you.
one last question based on your constant behavior. Are you shorter than 5’6”?
I never claimed I did lol
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