NBA: Ron Jeremy signs with the Houston Rockets

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TheResistance

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My bad, it was actually Nacho Libre that signed with the Rockets...

 

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Smeegs

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Looks like a dude from the ABA in the 1970s.

And I’m all for it.

 

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sefus12

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The look is awesome, and the guy has also put on some pretty serious muscle this offseason. He’s putting in the work to be a legit guard in the NBA. The look is a bonus.

 

ukalum1988

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LOL..... you reeled me in!!!

 

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Hitman206

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Looks like actor Miles Teller

 

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rick64

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The ladies in Houston should be happy.

 

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*Fox2Monk*

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TheResistance said:

My bad, it was actually Nacho Libre that signed with the Rockets...
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Reed “Nacho Libre” Sheppard! It’s perfect.

 

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K_TIME

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sefus12 said:

The look is awesome, and the guy has also put on some pretty serious muscle this offseason. He’s putting in the work to be a legit guard in the NBA. The look is a bonus.

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I get added some bulk.....but he still looks old Luka-ihs. Flabby Arms, not a ton of muscle defintion......he needs to be in tip top shape to give him any foot speed advantage.

 

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sefus12

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K_TIME said:

I get added some bulk.....but he still looks old Luka-ihs. Flabby Arms, not a ton of muscle defintion......he needs to be in tip top shape to give him any foot speed advantage.

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You may want to find some recent or some recent practice pics. The ones I’ve seen def looks like he’s both lost some baby fat/added muscle and got more lean.

 

TheDude73

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Gonna be a star in Houston.

 

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Reminds me of my name is earl.

 

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Damn reeds aged rapidly ........ what they doing to the kid in Houston?

 

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Soon to star in. Driving Miss Daisy Crazy

 

Wayne Dougan

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Whatever he can do to take the attention away from his lack of production I guess.

 

sefus12

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Whatever he can do to take the attention away from his lack of production I guess.

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Still bitter about that NCAA tourney game? Guy was in discussion for Sixth Man of the Year last year and had a sizable jump from year 1 to year 2.

You don’t have to like him (or the Rockets, or both), but don’t make things up.

 

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Wayne Dougan

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sefus12 said:

Still bitter about that NCAA tourney game? Guy was in discussion for Sixth Man of the Year last year and had a sizable jump from year 1 to year 2.

You don’t have to like him (or the Rockets, or both), but don’t make things up.

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The tournament game was not on Reed. It was on Cal.

What I didn't appreciate is the money grab team Sheppard did when they sold a "meet and greet" with Reed Sheppard at Rupp after the season (and a couple days before he decided to go pro).

But lastly, Reed was the 3rd pick in the draft. Stephon Castle was the 4th. I think you'd expect a little more than just "competing for the 6th man of the year award" from him.