$100K Fine

[Deleted11512]

Looks like we're on the hook for $100K for storming the court last night. We should 100% deliver that fine directly to the SEC office in pennies. Just leave it sitting in the lobby. What a stupid rule.

 

[18IsTheMan]

so are you pro court storming or anti court storming?

 

[Deleted11512]

so are you pro court storming or anti court storming?

pro...100%.

 

[18IsTheMan]

pro...100%.

Gotcha. I don't really see the fuss over it. Fans have been storming the court forever. Have any players ever actually been injured?

 

[Big JC]

Gotcha. I don't really see the fuss over it. Fans have been storming the court forever. Have any players ever actually been injured?

We need physical barriers between the fans and the court. This needs to be done out of an abundance of caution. A 10' high chain link fence between the first row of seats and the court should be the minimum required. If this proves ineffective, fans should not be allowed into an arena where a game is being played. Again, out of an abundance of caution.

 

[18IsTheMan]

We need physical barriers between the fans and the court. This needs to be done out of an abundance of caution. A 10' high chain link fence between the first row of seats and the court should be the minimum required. If this proves ineffective, fans should not be allowed into an arena where a game is being played. Again, out of an abundance of caution.

And electrified razor wire.

 

[Deleted11512]

We need physical barriers between the fans and the court. This needs to be done out of an abundance of caution. A 10' high chain link fence between the first row of seats and the court should be the minimum required. If this proves ineffective, fans should not be allowed into an arena where a game is being played. Again, out of an abundance of caution.

A moat, with sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, must surround the court.

 

[18IsTheMan]

A moat, with sharks with laser beams attached to their heads, must surround the court.

Screw it. Just put snipers in the rafters.

 

[Deleted11512]

Gotcha. I don't really see the fuss over it. Fans have been storming the court forever. Have any players ever actually been injured?

It's a poor tax. The Blue bloods will never storm the field/court. So they don't need to worry about it. It's ridiculous.

 

[RUMMENIGGE]

A 10' high chain link fence between the first row of seats and the court should be the minimum required.

Need to have some well trained Skunks to spray people if they trespass on to the court.

 

[RUMMENIGGE]

Good that the game was at Tennessee and not in Columbia last night. There would likely been another invasion of the court and possibly hijacking the basketball goals and taking them out of Colonial Life Arena.

 

[paladin181]

It's a poor tax. The Blue bloods will never storm the field/court. So they don't need to worry about it. It's ridiculous.

Right. So because some schools know how to act after winning, it's a stupid rule?

 

[18IsTheMan]

Right. So because some schools know how to act after winning, it's a stupid rule?

I'm with Lamont on this one. These are college kids and it's part of the college experience.

 

[KingWard]

Actually, each person involved in rushing the court ought to be on the hook for his/her proportionate share of it. That would be the ultimate in appropriateness.

 

[paladin181]

I'm with Lamont on this one. These are college kids and it's part of the college experience.

So is underage drinking.

 

[Prestonyte]

We need physical barriers between the fans and the court. This needs to be done out of an abundance of caution. A 10' high chain link fence between the first row of seats and the court should be the minimum required. If this proves ineffective, fans should not be allowed into an arena where a game is being played. Again, out of an abundance of caution.

We could go the way of ''It's A Wonderful Life'' with the court opening and dumping them in the swimming pool.
That way they don't have to jump in the fountain outside CLA.

 

[FootballLVR]

Actually, each person involved in rushing the court ought to be on the hook for his/her proportionate share of it. That would be the ultimate in appropriateness.

So, would a three hundred pound man have to pay more than a one hundred pound woman?

 

[will110]

We need physical barriers between the fans and the court. This needs to be done out of an abundance of caution. A 10' high chain link fence between the first row of seats and the court should be the minimum required. If this proves ineffective, fans should not be allowed into an arena where a game is being played. Again, out of an abundance of caution.

Good point. Get rid of fans entirely. There weren't any court stormings in 2020!!

 

[KingWard]

So, would a three hundred pound man have to pay more than a one hundred pound woman?

No, but Siamese twins would each pay, regardless of what point at which they are conjoined.