2025 Secretary's Cup

[ZombieKissinger]

Overview

Welcome to the 1st Annual (and possibly last ever) Secretary's Cup. This is the ultimate national competition that rates collegiate athletic performance across sports, weighted by their importance to the Secretary. For those who are itching to opine, "I would have rated [insert sport] differently," please click below.

Spoiler: Click Here

You can keep that opinion to yourself because you're not the 17ing Secretary

Methodology

Points are allocated based on the following scoring matrix:


This is meant to emphasize the importance/joy that excellent football performance brings to the Secretary, while not invalidating men's basketball and baseball. Women's basketball is decidedly lower, though not meaningless. "Other Sports" is limited to Men's Tennis, Women's Soccer, Women's Golf, Volleyball, and Softball.

For those of you ready to chime in with, "Hold on a minute. My nephew just won two cheerleading national championships. What about him?!", I recommend clicking the following:

Spoiler: Points Earned for Your Nephew's Cheerleading National Championship

Rankings

Rank	Team	Football	MBB	Baseball	WBB	M Tennis	W Soccer	W Golf	Volleyball	Softball	Total
1	Ohio State	96			1	1	1				99
2	Notre Dame	64			2		2				68
3	Texas	48	2	4	4	2		2	1	4	67
4	Florida	4	48	2					1	2	57
5	Penn State	48					2		4		54
5	Tennessee	24	16	8	2	1		1		2	54
7	Duke	4	24	8	2		2				40
8	LSU	4		32	2			1			39
9	Oregon	24	4	2	1			2	1	2	36
10	Arizona State	24	8	2				1			35
11	Arkansas	4	8	16			1	2		1	32
11	Houston		32								32
11	Auburn		24	8							32
14	Georgia	24	2	2						1	29
14	Clemson	24	2	2						1	29
14	UCLA		4	16	4	2		1		2	29
17	Coastal Carolina	4		24							28
18	Indiana	24			1						25
18	Louisville	4	2	16	1				2		25
20	Boise State	24									24
20	Alabama	4	16	2	1					1	24
22	Texas Tech	4	16							2	22
23	North Carolina	4	2	8	2		4				20
23	Ole Miss	4	8	4	2					2	20
25	Michigan State		16		1		1				18
26	Oregon State			16	1						17
26	Arizona			16		1					17
26	Murray State			16	1						17
29	UConn	4	4		8						16
30	USC	4		4	2	1	2	2			15
30	Kentucky		8	4	1				2		15
32	Oklahoma	4	2	4	2					2	14
33	West Virginia	4		8	1						13
33	Michigan	4	8		1						13
35	UTSA	4		8							12
35	Miami	4		8							12
35	BYU	4	8								12
35	Florida State			8	1			2		1	12
39	Vanderbilt	4	2	2	1		1	1			11
39	NC State	4		4	2	1					11
39	South Carolina	4			4	1		1		1	11
39	Creighton		4	4	1				2		11
39	Mississippi State		2	4	1	2	1	1			11
44	Texas A&M	4	4			1			1		10
44	Nebraska	4		2	1				2	1	10
44	TCU	4		2	2	2					10
44	Maryland		8		2						10
44	Wake Forest			4		4	2				10
49	Iowa State	4	4		1						9
49	Illinois	4	4		1						9
49	Baylor	4	4		1						9
49	Purdue		8						1		9

As you were.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Very confused. I see nothing about typing, answering the phone, or making coffee

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Very confused. I see nothing about typing, answering the phone, or making coffee

That’s because I’m the Secretary of

 

[dawgstudent]

Overview

Welcome to the 1st Annual (and possibly last ever) Secretary's Cup. This is the ultimate national competition that rates collegiate athletic performance across sports, weighted by their importance to the Secretary. For those who are itching to opine, "I would have rated [insert sport] differently," please click below.

Spoiler: Click Here

You can keep that opinion to yourself because you're not the 17ing Secretary

Methodology

Points are allocated based on the following scoring matrix:
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This is meant to emphasize the importance/joy that excellent football performance brings to the Secretary, while not invalidating men's basketball and baseball. Women's basketball is decidedly lower, though not meaningless. "Other Sports" is limited to Men's Tennis, Women's Soccer, Women's Golf, Volleyball, and Softball.

For those of you ready to chime in with, "Hold on a minute. My nephew just won two cheerleading national championships. What about him?!", I recommend clicking the following:

Spoiler: Points Earned for Your Nephew's Cheerleading National Championship

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Rankings

Rank	Team	Football	MBB	Baseball	WBB	M Tennis	W Soccer	W Golf	Volleyball	Softball	Total
1	Ohio State	96			1	1	1				99
2	Notre Dame	64			2		2				68
3	Texas	48	2	4	4	2		2	1	4	67
4	Florida	4	48	2					1	2	57
5	Penn State	48					2		4		54
5	Tennessee	24	16	8	2	1		1		2	54
7	Duke	4	24	8	2		2				40
8	LSU	4		32	2			1			39
9	Oregon	24	4	2	1			2	1	2	36
10	Arizona State	24	8	2				1			35
11	Arkansas	4	8	16			1	2		1	32
11	Houston		32								32
11	Auburn		24	8							32
14	Georgia	24	2	2						1	29
14	Clemson	24	2	2						1	29
14	UCLA		4	16	4	2		1		2	29
17	Coastal Carolina	4		24							28
18	Indiana	24			1						25
18	Louisville	4	2	16	1				2		25
20	Boise State	24									24
20	Alabama	4	16	2	1					1	24
22	Texas Tech	4	16							2	22
23	North Carolina	4	2	8	2		4				20
23	Ole Miss	4	8	4	2					2	20
25	Michigan State		16		1		1				18
26	Oregon State			16	1						17
26	Arizona			16		1					17
26	Murray State			16	1						17
29	UConn	4	4		8						16
30	USC	4		4	2	1	2	2			15
30	Kentucky		8	4	1				2		15
32	Oklahoma	4	2	4	2					2	14
33	West Virginia	4		8	1						13
33	Michigan	4	8		1						13
35	UTSA	4		8							12
35	Miami	4		8							12
35	BYU	4	8								12
35	Florida State			8	1			2		1	12
39	Vanderbilt	4	2	2	1		1	1			11
39	NC State	4		4	2	1					11
39	South Carolina	4			4	1		1		1	11
39	Creighton		4	4	1				2		11
39	Mississippi State		2	4	1	2	1	1			11
44	Texas A&M	4	4			1			1		10
44	Nebraska	4		2	1				2	1	10
44	TCU	4		2	2	2					10
44	Maryland		8		2						10
44	Wake Forest			4		4	2				10
49	Iowa State	4	4		1						9
49	Illinois	4	4		1						9
49	Baylor	4	4		1						9
49	Purdue		8						1		9

As you were.

I'm going to do it anyway - Women's basketball = baseball in the national landscape.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

I'm going to do it anyway - Women's basketball = baseball in the national landscape.

Arguably higher, though this is based on my enjoyment

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I'm going to do it anyway - Women's basketball = baseball in the national landscape.

Thanks, Clark.

 

[FlotownDawg]

I'm going to do it anyway - Women's basketball = baseball in the national landscape.

Women’s basketball is so far above baseball on the national landscape it’s not even funny. The CWS Final averaged 2.78 million viewers, which is a very good rating. The women’s basketball championship game averaged 8.5 million viewers. Not even in the same stratosphere.
BTW, the WCWS final averaged 2.4 million viewers, so softball and baseball are pretty much equal on a national scale. Far behind football, and men’s and women’s basketball.

 

[Shmuley]

Now do "Assistant to the Regional Manager Cup."