3 Questions: 1) Have you pocket dialed an EX?

Indndawg

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2) Did you self-report said violation(s) to your wife/GF?

3) Did you place yourself under a penalty or did the significant other penalize you?
 

Indndawg

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2) Did you self-report said violation(s) to your wife/GF?

3) Did you place yourself under a penalty or did the significant other penalize you?
 

biguglyjoe

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The first question she will ask is why do you still have your ex's number in your phone. You can't win by bringing it up.
 

Dawgbite

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1. When I still had her number, cell phones would not yet fit in your pocket.
2. Hell no, do I look stupid enough to confess?
3. See answer #2.
 

Coach34

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as far as you know- that **** never happened

And I suggest you do a purge of contacts
 

Hump4Hoops

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But you better purge your contacts. Also, the phone needs to be on silent for a while. The wife needs not be disturbed by a response call or text, if that's a possibility.<div>
</div><div>Loose lips sink ships.</div>
 

GreaterCowbell

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we still had bag phones, so *** dialing wasn't yet a problem. I did happen to have one of those old answer machines that had the tapecassettesin them. A few years later my wife plays the answering machine and one of the old messages from an ex happens to play. Let me tell ya, the accusations flew. All this to say, get rid of all evidence, don't say a word, and if she ever finds out, deny, deny, deny.
 

EmoryBellard

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If she does, would she know the number if she looked at the call list? If no, delete the call, delete the contact from your phone, it never happened.

It's not like you meant to call her.
 

Spanky.sixpack

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1: No. You're an idiot if this happened to you while with a significant other. Under what circumstances would you have your ex's number anywhere where it could be accidentally dialed? Get a second cell phone for f**k's sake.<div>
</div><div>2: No. You're an idiot if you even considered this. Your ex's mouth is who you should be worried about, not your own.</div><div>
</div><div>3: Should never happen if you know what the hell you're doing.</div>
 

karlchilders.sixpack

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that will say yes, I picked up his phone and dialed it, just to give him some ****!

Better be a good friend that you can trust!
 

ArmyDawg

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Cheap prepaid phone, use it for the allotted time that you are free, and then throw that ***** as far as you can in a lake.
 

DAWG61

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made impossible with the new smart phones. Get a new phone. Drunk dialing has not been made impossible though.
 

HammerOfTheDogs

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The new Iphone technology is great for women, in that they can cackle with their friendslike a bunch of hens, while still fixing supper and cleaning in the kitchen.
 

hulkbuster

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Don't tell her. Something similar happened to me on the reverse side. She told me (this was a while back) I got super pissed! Normally not the jealous type AT ALL! I was at work, it kept eating & eating at me. Knew where he was, I confronted him (like Bushwick Bill, my mind was playing tricks on me) he was all cool till his work buddy's came outside to hype him up. I was gonna let it fly, but dude started running his mouth & spit in my face. I put him through the windshield of a Ford Fuzion & got picked up for it. Do yourself a favor keep your 17ing mouth shut!
 

disappointeddawg

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hulkbuster said:
Don't tell her. Something similar happened to me on the reverse side. She told me (this was a while back) I got super pissed! Normally not the jealous type AT ALL! I was at work, it kept eating & eating at me. Knew where he was, I confronted him (like Bushwick Bill, my mind was playing tricks on me) he was all cool till his work buddy's came outside to hype him up. I was gonna let it fly, but dude started running his mouth & spit in my face. I put him through the windshield of a Ford Fuzion & got picked up for it. Do yourself a favor keep your 17ing mouth shut!
The mental image of this going down is incredible. I can picture the coworkers coming out in short-sleeve dress shirts and ties (Dwight Schrute) trying to pump up their freind only to see him getting tossed through the windshield of a Ford Fusion. Priceless.