My tribute to King Jackie's 7 factors for college football success
This might be satirical, or not...
Solution #1) Fattest pipe of internet at DWS, east of the Mississippi, and South of the Mason-Dixon.
Solution #2) Drinkin' with Lincoln!
Solution #3) Prizes for most unique instagram photo, given away every time State's defense holds without a score.
Solution #4) Convert Quarter highlights on Video Boards to Minecraft replays.
Solution #5) Ncaa 15 being played on video board during halftime, with fans voting on plays via phone app. Included free of charge, mindless Dub-Step music resonating throughout Oktibbeha County...
Solution #6) Bulldog Club points, redeemable at graduation, for all sporting events attended.
Solution #7) Give away 10 iPhone 6 Pluses*, to students present at end of game. (*contract required)
The topic of dwindling nationwide student attendance, was brought up on ED. A worthy transplanted, or hijacked, topic...
This might be satirical, or not...
Solution #1) Fattest pipe of internet at DWS, east of the Mississippi, and South of the Mason-Dixon.
Solution #2) Drinkin' with Lincoln!
Solution #3) Prizes for most unique instagram photo, given away every time State's defense holds without a score.
Solution #4) Convert Quarter highlights on Video Boards to Minecraft replays.
Solution #5) Ncaa 15 being played on video board during halftime, with fans voting on plays via phone app. Included free of charge, mindless Dub-Step music resonating throughout Oktibbeha County...
Solution #6) Bulldog Club points, redeemable at graduation, for all sporting events attended.
Solution #7) Give away 10 iPhone 6 Pluses*, to students present at end of game. (*contract required)
The topic of dwindling nationwide student attendance, was brought up on ED. A worthy transplanted, or hijacked, topic...