According to a post on 247 the security guard from the dugout has been fired

State82

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Now his mobile home will probably get repossessed and he will have to cut back to only one can of Copenhagen per day. Sucks to be him. He should have just taken that rent-a-cop job at 'Dega today rather than trying to work in the big city.
 

BoDawg.sixpack

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I'm a beef jerky addicted rent-a-cop with an attitude....your cut rate insurance companymay not cover damages when I start swinging a 36 inch wooden bat after I threaten the opposing team's pitching coach.</p>
 

thelaw

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When your cable company increases its rates you get frustrated!
When you get frustrated you get desperate.
When you get desperate, your coworkers find you naked in the staff kitchen.
When your found naked in the staff kitchen you get fired.
When you get fired the only job you can get is being a rent-a-cop.
When your a rent-a-cop, people just want you to stfu.
And when you don't stfu after a close game, a pitching coach nearly beats you senseless.
Don’t let a pitching coach beat you senseless! Oh and then you get fired, aGAIN.
Get rid of Cable and
upgrade to DirectTV. directtv.com 1-800-DIRECTTV