When your cable company increases its rates you get frustrated!
When you get frustrated you get desperate.
When you get desperate, your coworkers find you naked in the staff kitchen.
When your found naked in the staff kitchen you get fired.
When you get fired the only job you can get is being a rent-a-cop.
When your a rent-a-cop, people just want you to stfu.
And when you don't stfu after a close game, a pitching coach nearly beats you senseless.
Don’t let a pitching coach beat you senseless! Oh and then you get fired, aGAIN.
Get rid of Cable and
upgrade to DirectTV. directtv.com 1-800-DIRECTTV