after a busy few days, I scan the board...

Coach34

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and I see:

1. Ol Blew is 17'ing with one of the best baseball players in school history. But yet- I should be banned. Amazing. Hopefully, his nephew is good enough to wear the maroon and white and his father will get to share in the joy Bruce once enjoyed.

2. Glad to see another school whining about LSU beating their ***

3. Saw some really good sports achievements by our brethren- mine was hitting a HR off the fire station building at Hillcrest or hitting the bomb onto Lakeland against Prop...both were 450 foot shots if they were an inch

4. I can't believe I was the only one that wants to have the experience of State running out of the tunnel again for the SEC championship over beating Mississippi in a various Egg Bowl. 98 and 99 were great Egg Bowls, but the feeling of watching us finally running out of that tunnel for a chance to be the SEC champion was overwhelming to me. We'll win more Egg Bowls, but how many more times will you watch us run out in the SEC championship game in your lifetime?

5. Best moment after a sporting event? Nailing my blind date after the Georgia game in 1988 who was a Jr at State when I was a Freshman at Holmes. She had twisted her ankle the night before when we all went to Cheers and got hammered on Jeager...She was a trooper for the game

6. My all front four the last 30 would be Tyrone Keys, Billy Jackson, Ellis Wyms, and Dorsett Davis

7. Cowbell9 is still a ***

8. HD6 is still taking on too many calories

9. I think I could beat any of the Jackson Sixpackers in tennis- I've seen you guys up close

10. Go Dawgs!!
 

Coach34

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and I see:

1. Ol Blew is 17'ing with one of the best baseball players in school history. But yet- I should be banned. Amazing. Hopefully, his nephew is good enough to wear the maroon and white and his father will get to share in the joy Bruce once enjoyed.

2. Glad to see another school whining about LSU beating their ***

3. Saw some really good sports achievements by our brethren- mine was hitting a HR off the fire station building at Hillcrest or hitting the bomb onto Lakeland against Prop...both were 450 foot shots if they were an inch

4. I can't believe I was the only one that wants to have the experience of State running out of the tunnel again for the SEC championship over beating Mississippi in a various Egg Bowl. 98 and 99 were great Egg Bowls, but the feeling of watching us finally running out of that tunnel for a chance to be the SEC champion was overwhelming to me. We'll win more Egg Bowls, but how many more times will you watch us run out in the SEC championship game in your lifetime?

5. Best moment after a sporting event? Nailing my blind date after the Georgia game in 1988 who was a Jr at State when I was a Freshman at Holmes. She had twisted her ankle the night before when we all went to Cheers and got hammered on Jeager...She was a trooper for the game

6. My all front four the last 30 would be Tyrone Keys, Billy Jackson, Ellis Wyms, and Dorsett Davis

7. Cowbell9 is still a ***

8. HD6 is still taking on too many calories

9. I think I could beat any of the Jackson Sixpackers in tennis- I've seen you guys up close

10. Go Dawgs!!
 

HamilReb

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Mr Meoff

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9. I think I could beat any of the Jackson Sixpackers in tennis- I've seen you guys up close

I'll even give you Patdog. I can't wait to see the chemistry on that team. You'll have to stop arguing about MSU sports, at least while each other is serving.
 

Coach34

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or the slutty chick from the Bulldog that was telling us her life story and beat you and DS
 

Coach34

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well, I thought about it for awhile, but #5 was up against such great moments as:

A- driving home from Tuscaloosa with Pickens after JJ ran over Bama
B- driving home after the 98 Egg Bowl with my wife
C- driving home after the Egg Bowl with my wife
D- driving home after beating UPig in 98- with my wife
E- driving home after beating Fla in 2000- with my wife

Nailing an older chick on a blind date after a good ballgame just seemed to win out, even if she had a limp
 

Interpol

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After watching close to 100 Hilcrest baseball games and seeing players like Seth Smith, Logan Power, and Justin Reed never come close to hitting that damn thing, I find that a bit hard to believe.
 

Coach34

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they never got to have the privelage of facing Hillcrest pitching in the late 80's...i'm not making anything up

**edited to add**- Thunderclap can testify that, while I could hit into a double play or strikeout on a good slider with the best of them, I could also hit the ball a long way- he witnessed about 6 of them when we played against each other...
 

Coach34

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a good looking 20 year old from the coast = blind, old, crippled fart- then yes
 

Interpol

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And I mean some of them were terrible.

And no offense, because I have no idea who you are, but I really don't believe you were a better power hitter than Seth Smith.

That fire station must be close to 500 feet away from home plate.
 

Coach34

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"And no offense, because I have no idea who you are, but I really don't believe you were a better power hitter than Seth Smith."

I hit 27 HR's and started 4 years in HS in the same league as those guys you mentioned...I dont think Seth Smith could hit the ball any farther than me. What Seth Smith CAN DO, is hit a 95 mph fastball and a 84-86 mph slider...those were things I could not do...

"I hit fastball very much...curveball, bats are afraid"
 

patdog

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Mr Meoff said:
I'll even give you Patdog.
Hey you *******, that's ME you're talking about. I could kick your *** any day in tennis and you know it. You're just lucky you had dawgstudent to carry your pathetic *** the other day. You know for a damn fact I carried your *** through the MSU tennis tournamet last year. Cory even had to tell you during a changeover to get your head out of your *** and play some tennis.
 

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patdog said:
Mr Meoff said:
I'll even give you Patdog.
Hey you *******, that's ME you're talking about. I could kick your *** any day in tennis and you know it. <span style="font-weight: bold;">You're just lucky you had dawgstudent to carry your pathetic *** the other day.</span> You know for a damn fact I carried your *** through the MSU tennis tournamet last year. Cory even had to tell you during a changeover to get your head out of your *** and play some tennis.
Is this a serious statement? You guys play tennis together? No wonder why C34 gets away with his bs here.
 

Hanmudog

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That Coach has got to be a made up persona for this message board. I have not seen an ******* this big since watching a Jenna Jameson marathon in college.
 

Mr Meoff

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All the rest I readily admit.

Like I said before, I can be the most frustrating partner in tennis -- even I never know which game will show up on any given day.
 

IBleedMaroonDawg

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some of us enjoyed actually being able to read the board for a few days without having to sort through your repetitive diatribe.

Tennis smack? Your slipping dude.
 

patdog

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I'm so used to dawgstudent trash-talking my tennis game I just took your comment in the same way. As for the other stuff, it was actually more my fault than yours that we wound up winning the consolation bracket at last year's tournament. We were the best team in our division and should have won it, but I <17>ed up the first match for us. It was pretty funny in the consolation finals when we were kicking that father-son team's *** when your mind suddenly went about 1,000 miles away for a couple of games though.
 

Hanmudog

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You stand alone at the top of the list of cripple humping home run hitting douchebags named Peaches. Quite an accomplishment.