Aikman needs some visine.

[PBRME]

Those eyes are bloodshot.

 

[Muttley]

Medical Marijuana.

 

[StumpNewGround]

Medical Marijuana.

I don’t doubt it. Dude took some serious hits in his day.

 

[Maroon13]

Aikman needs a tall glass of STFU. It's annoying how he QBs every play after the fact.

 

[57stratdawg]

He has some condition with chronic red eyes. Worse some weeks than others. It’s low hanging fruit when he’s calling a game in CA or CO:

 

[Dawgg]

Is this the game thread?***

 

[HeCannotGo]

Those eyes are bloodshot.

Aikman needs to learn to speak in simple declarative sentences. The guy is completely incapable of brevity.

 

[ronpolk]

Aikman needs a tall glass of STFU. It's annoying how he QBs every play after the fact.

Isn’t that his job?

 

[aTotal360]

You misspelled Vaseline.

 

[Perd Hapley]

Never forget…

 

[kb549]

He has some condition with chronic red eyes. Worse some weeks than others. It’s low hanging fruit when he’s calling a game in CA or CO:

Me, too. It’s a chronic condition, alright. But some Roto always in your pocket will cure it. If you remember to use it.

 

[Dawgg]

The Peyton and Eli broadcast is where it’s at though.

Also, how about the Delta State Fightin’ Okra getting a This Is Sportscenter spot?

 

[SoulCatcher]

Me, too. It’s a chronic condition, alright. But some Roto always in your pocket will cure it. If you remember to use it.

Unlike Acheman, I see what you did there....