Alabama: Experts in cheating

slickdawg

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and working the system.

http://outkickthecoverage...-booster-tom-albetar.php

Now that Trent Richardson, Marquis Maze, Dre Kirkpatrick, Brad Smelley, Josh Chapman, Courtney Upshaw, and Mark Barron are all professionals guess where did they decide to sell their autographs?

Yep, you guessed it, at T-Town Menswear, the place of business of disassociated Alabama booster Tom Albetar.

You'll recall that back in the summer Alabama kindly notified OKTC they had disassociated Albetar from the university and that none of the players had known their autographs were being sold by the former booster.

So it's an amazing coincidence that seven members of Alabama's 2012 class happened to show right back up at T-Town Menswear and cash in barely a week after their eligibility ended.

I mean, how could they ever have known that there was money to be made off their signatures?

Now doing business on Facebook as T-Town Gallery, Albetar and crew advertised the signing just 11 days after the BCS title game in New Orleans.

"AUTOGRAPH SIGNING: Friday January 20, 2012: Mark Baron, Marquis Maze, Dont'a Hightower, Dre Kirkpatrick, Courtney Upshaw, Josh Chapman, and Brad Smelley from 5pm to 9pm. $200 for all signatures or $35 a piece.

Saturday, January 21, 2012: Trent Richardson with Roy Upchurch from 5pm to 7 pm. $50 for both signatures."
 

jakldawg

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I hope the attendees got their finest houndstooth ascots back from the cleaners in time for the opening.

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Boy, "Hot chicks with douchebags" is really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.
 

RonnyAtmosphere

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..if these trailer dwellers have enough money to burn on $200 for all signatures or $35 a piece, then I don't want to hear any more ******** about a recession.