All of you need to lose weight.
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Well, by God, if no other Rebels will jump in to defend Ole Miss, I will.
You people clearly have no understanding of how the UM student population affects our university's overall health and well being. MSU is the "people's university", that is, the people of Mississippi's university. With Mississippi being the fattest state in the union, it only serves to reason that MSU must be the fattest university in the nation. Being that Ole Miss has 55% out of state enrollment, we clearly have the lighter weight, and therefore healthier, student body. Sure we have roughly the same student dining options, but ours are better and healthier than yours. So yes, y'all need to lose weight.
You all could also stand to take a look at tsun and how we do things. It's a unified effort, and requires a stellar network of communication and a coordinated effort throughout our entire town, fan base, and boosters. It starts with SFA weekend and how we bring in 3* chefs and treat them like rock stars! We don't bash them and the delicious treats they prepare via free websites like Urbanspoon or Yelp. We know that their business partners and parents read those reviews, so we just don't write them. Instead, we lavish them with gifts of women, wine, and song. If that doesn't work we line their pockets with cash via hundred dollar handshakes during breakfast at one of our many fine eating establishments. Once we've gotten our hooks in them, we poorly support their restaurants and complain when they don't offer a vegan option. We don't care if they don't have a good career once we get them committed to opening a restaurant here. It's all about getting them to sign a lease on the square. It comes down to this, we'll do anything to maintain the ideal BMI for the student body of THE University of Mississippi.
#FLAGSHIP
You people clearly have no understanding of how the UM student population affects our university's overall health and well being. MSU is the "people's university", that is, the people of Mississippi's university. With Mississippi being the fattest state in the union, it only serves to reason that MSU must be the fattest university in the nation. Being that Ole Miss has 55% out of state enrollment, we clearly have the lighter weight, and therefore healthier, student body. Sure we have roughly the same student dining options, but ours are better and healthier than yours. So yes, y'all need to lose weight.
You all could also stand to take a look at tsun and how we do things. It's a unified effort, and requires a stellar network of communication and a coordinated effort throughout our entire town, fan base, and boosters. It starts with SFA weekend and how we bring in 3* chefs and treat them like rock stars! We don't bash them and the delicious treats they prepare via free websites like Urbanspoon or Yelp. We know that their business partners and parents read those reviews, so we just don't write them. Instead, we lavish them with gifts of women, wine, and song. If that doesn't work we line their pockets with cash via hundred dollar handshakes during breakfast at one of our many fine eating establishments. Once we've gotten our hooks in them, we poorly support their restaurants and complain when they don't offer a vegan option. We don't care if they don't have a good career once we get them committed to opening a restaurant here. It's all about getting them to sign a lease on the square. It comes down to this, we'll do anything to maintain the ideal BMI for the student body of THE University of Mississippi.
#FLAGSHIP
So typical of TSUN. Too bad all your sidewalk alumni are a bunch of whales, and those healthy out of staters graduate and go back to cheering for Georgia or whoever. Have you seen the elephant women tailgating a mile from the Grooooove? More like Fatty Toddy, amirite?
I think it's time all state fans got behind this message. We should pin this to the top of the board for everyone to salivate over. People need to realize that the foods they eat have an impact on how chef's view our university. Look, I'm not trying to diss anyone... but we have too many people over on 6pack trying to bash the restaurants that want to come to Starkville. If the owners see what the fools over there are saying about them (and let OM fans spin... since OM fans secretly run 6pack...especially HD6), they will certainly flip and go to Oxford (where they will be bribed and sorority girls will go party and ****). We need to show a united front to all those OM restaurant connoisseurs who constantly spin ratings and cheat to get restaurants to go there!!1!1
Eliterestaurants Unite!!! Cause we are elite!!11!
I'm going to mugshots.
Eliterestaurants Unite!!! Cause we are elite!!11!
I'm going to mugshots.
That's funny, I have 5 OM grads in my family who are all overweight. Some would say drastically. While I myself am currently trying to STAY under 10% body fat. So please, go eat a dick.
But yes, everyone should take care of themselves. I'm not a health nut or anything but had something happen 2 years ago that could've killed me. That's when I realized, if you care about your family the best thing you can do is take care of yourself.
But yes, everyone should take care of themselves. I'm not a health nut or anything but had something happen 2 years ago that could've killed me. That's when I realized, if you care about your family the best thing you can do is take care of yourself.
I became a restaurant inspector in Starkville around 04/05, but silently laid
In wait, until last year I started changing some of the reviews of the healthier MSU restaurants. It's a really, really, drawn out plan. Then all the good chefs ran off and formed a new restaurant association, petite frogs (I guess they're French or something). But don't worry, I can shut them down with some mysterious "rat droppings" as soon as they reappear.
its all Barnhills from now on.
In wait, until last year I started changing some of the reviews of the healthier MSU restaurants. It's a really, really, drawn out plan. Then all the good chefs ran off and formed a new restaurant association, petite frogs (I guess they're French or something). But don't worry, I can shut them down with some mysterious "rat droppings" as soon as they reappear.
its all Barnhills from now on.
Am I the first MSU fan to be banned from ED?
That would be quite an honor. I'm obviously a rebel troll in disguise.
That would be quite an honor. I'm obviously a rebel troll in disguise.
So will a splinter group leave and start IT? If they're GP 2.0...
Maybe there will be an SPS 2.0. What has been, shall be again.
Maybe there will be an SPS 2.0. What has been, shall be again.
Quite an honor indeed. I'd get a shirt made. I guess a board named E D has a problem with someone named Hump.
Wow. Could this dumb *** feud get any more infantile? This thread is a great example of why the other board is a better sports board right now.