All you creative SPS'ers... I need a little thought help.

missouridawg

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I'm doing a satirical presentation to my classmates in a few weeks that will be discussing Movember. I've got about 30 or 40 pictures of some of the great historical mustaches (Rollie Fingers, Tom Selleck, John Oates, etc...) and I plan on displaying these photos to some music. The whole goal of this is to be as offensive/funny as possible without crossing any major lines (no mention of molesting/raping).

My request for you... is what song best exudes the mustache lifestyle? I would think that it needs to be of the 80s genre... but would be open to other ideas.

Right now, I'm leaning towards Hold On Loosely by .38 Special. I plan on having the pictures appear to each of the louder guitar strokes for emphasis. If there's a song that could better exemplify a great mustache, I'd gladly change it.

Also, if you have any great celebrity mustache pictures, please link them. I've done several google searches, so most of what you see on the front page of an image search has probably been taken already.
 

gtowndawg

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John Sullivan - The last bare knuckle champion

 

Shmuley

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+1 to you if you can somehow incorporate the words "flava sava" into the presentation.
 

Optimus Prime 4

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Unfortunately, mustaches are now the domain of hipsters

and are totally a fad. It almost ruins Movember.

There's even a bar in Austin devoted to mustaches.
 

Can8DNDawg

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Right now, I'm leaning towards Hold On Loosely by .38 Special. I plan on having the pictures appear to each of the louder guitar strokes for emphasis. If there's a song that could better exemplify a great mustache, I'd gladly change it.

At some point you must play the theme from Magnum P.I. !!
 
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GulfCoastDawg

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Here are a few I thought would be good/funny

Anyway You Want It - Journey
Baba O' Riley - The Who
Shakin' - Eddie Money
Beggin' - Madcon
Heaven Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carisle
Blinded By The Light - Manfred Mann
The Boys Are Back - BTO
Danger Zone - Top Gun Soundtrack
Under Pressure - David Bowie & Queen
Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple
Gimme Three Steps - Lynard Skynard
I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister
It's Tricky - Run D.M.C.
Let's Groove Tonight - Earth Wind and Fire
All Night Long - Lionel Richie
Ride That Train - Quad City DJs
Ride My Pony - Genuwine
We Did'nt Start The Fire - Billy Joel
 
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DerHntr

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copy the picture of your professor from his/her website, send it to me in a PM, and I'll put a famous mustache on there.

do it.
 

missouridawg

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Technically, this presentation is in front of all the first years and second years in the program... we share a lot of common professors and one of them has a mustache for the ages. He's already being including... I don't even need a fark for it.
 

DerHntr

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any random people from the group would be good then too. up to you. i'd be up for making fun of people i don't know.

/no surprise
 

missouridawg

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That's a great idea, but I'm in a Masters Program at Rice... so no one would get it. Thanks for the idea though. Keep 'em coming.
 

TUSK.sixpack

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you'd really be going the extra mile if you could find one with Namath...

in full length fur and fu manchu.... I'll keep lookin...
 

TUSK.sixpack

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here's another that's good. too...

you'd really be going the extra mile if you could find one with Namath...in full length fur and fu manchu.... I'll keep lookin...