alternate Petrino scenario??

[Coach34]

Petrino had seen the chick around because of her relationship with the S&C coach.
She gets hired and suddenly he is around her everyday
Petrino wants her more than an SEC title- and starts sweet-talking her
She is intrigued by the smug ol bastard

He asks her to go riding on his bike. She agrees

While riding, she reaches around and pulls "little Bobby" out...begins trying to milk him like a Wisconsin dairy cow...Petrino wrecks from over-excitement

OR

While riding, they decide to go to a hotel. She mentions she is on her period, but it's ok because she loves anal- Petrino wrecks from over-excitement

Just thinking that maybe in fact, Petrino hadnt hit it yet- but was on his way and crashed. So close Bobby, so close

 

[DawgatAuburn]

Maybe they are hiring?

 

[weblow]

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[DowntownDawg]

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[patdog]

Paid all of the price, but got none of the fun.

 

[Shmuley]

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[Xartox]

Not with my real name out there and all ya know.

 

[bill brasky.sixpack]

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[Coach34]

If you have gone out with a 25 yr old in the last few years- you can easily see how that scenario could have played out