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horshack.sixpack

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Is it China, Russia, North Korea or ISIS behind this?



Is it OK to be torn between that's kind of funny but not so much and the inability to reconcile what would motivate a person to go spend money on a ***** specifically to take it to a WNBA game and toss it on the floor? Or they just had one laying around, got drunk one night and said "Let's go the WNBA game. Hold on, let me grab my *****, this is gonna be hilarious." Now we are just dealing with a copycat ***** thrower. I'd like to interview the thrower(s). I think...
 
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Dawgbite

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Is it OK to be torn between that's kind of funny but not so much and the inability to reconcile what would motivate a person to go spend money on a ***** specifically to take it to a WNBA game and toss it on the floor? Or they just had one laying around, got drunk one night and said "Let's go the WNBA game. Hold on, let me grab my *****, this is gonna be hilarious." Now we are just dealing with a copycat ***** thrower. I'd like to interview the thrower(s). I think...
Someone thought that it would be a good idea to ring a cowbell at a football game. Everyone can’t be first but that doesn’t prevent us from participating, it’s what makes America great!
 

bulldoghair

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I think it’s an inside job. Any attention is good for that league, and sex sells. More bikini Sophie Cunningham pics and dildos, and less Angle Reece mis layups and mebounds is waaay more profitable for that league. It’s a PSYOP, fake controversy, for more gain, just like all the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle stuff. Just go look who owns American Eagle and then it will make sense. A very wealthy Jewish family, along with Blackrock and Vanguard.
 

patdog

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Is it OK to be torn between that's kind of funny but not so much and the inability to reconcile what would motivate a person to go spend money on a ***** specifically to take it to a WNBA game and toss it on the floor? Or they just had one laying around, got drunk one night and said "Let's go the WNBA game. Hold on, let me grab my *****, this is gonna be hilarious." Now we are just dealing with a copycat ***** thrower. I'd like to interview the thrower(s). I think...
Yeah. It was funny the 1st time. But it’s dangerous to be throwing stuff on the court. Just stop.

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mstateglfr

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I think it’s an inside job. Any attention is good for that league, and sex sells. More bikini Sophie Cunningham pics and dildos, and less Angle Reece mis layups and mebounds is waaay more profitable for that league. It’s a PSYOP, fake controversy, for more gain, just like all the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle stuff. Just go look who owns American Eagle and then it will make sense. A very wealthy Jewish family, along with Blackrock and Vanguard.
Whether joking that its a conspiracy or serious that its a conspiracy, either way, someone was arrested for the first throw last week.
I guess the WNBA could have hired a 23yo to do this...thatd be the pivot from those who actually believe the WNBA did this for publicity.
 

paindonthurt

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Is it OK to be torn between that's kind of funny but not so much and the inability to reconcile what would motivate a person to go spend money on a ***** specifically to take it to a WNBA game and toss it on the floor? Or they just had one laying around, got drunk one night and said "Let's go the WNBA game. Hold on, let me grab my *****, this is gonna be hilarious." Now we are just dealing with a copycat ***** thrower. I'd like to interview the thrower(s). I think...
I thought the first one was hilarious but time to move on now.
 

bulldoghair

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Whether joking that its a conspiracy or serious that its a conspiracy, either way, someone was arrested for the first throw last week.
I guess the WNBA could have hired a 23yo to do this...thatd be the pivot from those who actually believe the WNBA did this for publicity.
Of course someone is paying dummies to throw these dildos on the court. Sometimes people get arrested or even die because of inside jobs. WNBA ratings are up almost 10% since the first ***** was thrown. Not to mention deviates from the obvious racial issues that have penetrated the league, and it also gives these women a platform to talk about more social issues unrelated to their job.
 

paindonthurt

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Of course someone is paying dummies to throw these dildos on the court. Sometimes people get arrested or even die because of inside jobs. WNBA ratings are up almost 10% since the first ***** was thrown. Not to mention deviates from the obvious racial issues that have penetrated the league, and it also gives these women a platform to talk about more social issues unrelated to their job.
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She Mate Me

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I think it’s an inside job. Any attention is good for that league, and sex sells. More bikini Sophie Cunningham pics and dildos, and less Angle Reece mis layups and mebounds is waaay more profitable for that league. It’s a PSYOP, fake controversy, for more gain, just like all the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle stuff. Just go look who owns American Eagle and then it will make sense. A very wealthy Jewish family, along with Blackrock and Vanguard.

If you're gonna start writing off companies because Vanguard owns them, the list will get very long, very quickly.

You do realize index funds is kinda their thing, right??
 

Dawgg

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Is it OK to be torn between that's kind of funny but not so much and the inability to reconcile what would motivate a person to go spend money on a ***** specifically to take it to a WNBA game and toss it on the floor? Or they just had one laying around, got drunk one night and said "Let's go the WNBA game. Hold on, let me grab my *****, this is gonna be hilarious." Now we are just dealing with a copycat ***** thrower. I'd like to interview the thrower(s). I think...
I laughed out loud for “Let’s go to the WNBA game. Hold on, let me grab my dildо.”
 
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mcdawg22

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not that there's anything wrong with that seinfeld GIF by myLAB Box
 
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Dawgg

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In case you were wondering, the phallus in flight may or may not have been fashioned from the mold of Mme. Macron's member.*
I appreciate you saying this in the fanciest way possible. You, sir, are a true wordsmith.
 

BulldogBlitz

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Of course someone is paying dummies to throw these dildos on the court. Sometimes people get arrested or even die because of inside jobs. WNBA ratings are up almost 10% since the first ***** was thrown. Not to mention deviates from the obvious racial issues that have penetrated the league, and it also gives these women a platform to talk about more social issues unrelated to their job.


Hehe, you said penetrated
 

AROB44

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I think it’s an inside job. Any attention is good for that league, and sex sells. More bikini Sophie Cunningham pics and dildos, and less Angle Reece mis layups and mebounds is waaay more profitable for that league. It’s a PSYOP, fake controversy, for more gain, just like all the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle stuff. Just go look who owns American Eagle and then it will make sense. A very wealthy Jewish family, along with Blackrock and Vanguard.

And what is wrong with that? Would it be better if it was a "Christian" family?
 
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