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An Alabama fan sent this to me... thought it was funny.
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Sorry if das duetchland. <div>
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to stuff like this. My wife knows just enough (like this stupid sounding one) to be wrong about 99% of the facts of the Cam Newton situation. This woman has heard her husband griping and saying things and thinks she is qualified to comment. Shut up and make me a ham sandwich already! My wife has a friend that is an Aubie fan (as of this year of course) and all she talks about is how Godly Chizik and a majority of the AU team is....WHAT???!!?? AGAIN, SHUT UP AND DO SOMETHING YOU ARE GOOD AT--IRON SOMETHING!
My brother's wife is a UF fan. During the game, she sent me a text message that said "MSU is getting all of the calls". I shot her back one that said "Even if we were, how would you know?" Turns out they were in BWW and she was just regurgitating what she was hearing some UF fans saying at the table next to theirs.
So the wifey and I are riding down the road last night listening to ESPN. Well, I'm listening and she's doing whatever the F they do while riding down the road, like thinking up the next incredibly inane **** to comment about. The host is breaking down the scam/Fowler interview line by line, pointing out how f'n stupid he is and how his answers are just bald faced lies.
Her comment?
"He sure is being hard on that poor boy."
I looked at her glaringly and farted.
Her comment?
"He sure is being hard on that poor boy."
I looked at her glaringly and farted.
but thanks to a miraculous divine occurance has transformed into a Dawg fan with me. Her mother though, still a AU fan, swears MSU is in big trouble, that we actually DID pay Cam. When I ask her, why isnt he playing for MSU then if we paid him, she says it will all come out.
what does a kosher fart smell like?
Sorry, someone needed to ask this question.
on another topic:
Do you know what the white stuff in chicken **** is?
Chicken ****, just like the black part.
Hopefully you know how much of a respected member of this board you are.
Sorry, someone needed to ask this question.
on another topic:
Do you know what the white stuff in chicken **** is?
Chicken ****, just like the black part.
Hopefully you know how much of a respected member of this board you are.
to the decibel level thereof. Or as my cousin used to say, "Damn, you knocked all the stink out of that one it was so loud!"
This one was pretty aggressive, so it carried little olfactory effect. However, the point was made.
I've never closely inspected chicken feces. A shame, really. Some mysteries are beyond me.
This one was pretty aggressive, so it carried little olfactory effect. However, the point was made.
I've never closely inspected chicken feces. A shame, really. Some mysteries are beyond me.
Shmuley said:
You make this board much more enjoyable than it is on its own, and I've laughed at many of your posts over the years. But this one takes the cake for me. Probably has to do with the fact that I project you to look like/be your avatar. The mental picture of that scenario will make the rest of my day go a little easier.
with a neighbor that smells strangely like frito lays that constantly asks annoying questions that google could easily resolve. Thank God for therabbi.
Any award for being the most off-topic thread in the world? I would vote this one. This turned from a "cam newton video" thread to a "woman bashing" thread to a "****/fart" humor thread. Which is quite hilarious, I must admit. I'm glad my 3 years of lurking have paid off in such an... obscure way.
We've all heard about it. It's the fart that your buddy lets go on a hot summer night during a long drive and the windows won't go down/ Your eyes and nostrils start burning and you can taste the inside of his bowels and not only has something crawled up his *** and died but it built a nest and had dead rotting babies. You try to hold your breath but it turns into a fight between your lungs and your stomach as to which one will outlast the other......vomit or breath? Which turns into throwing up in your mouth, swallowing, breathing really deeply due to the vomiting episode which causes you to go into a 5 minute cycle of the aformentioned. The worst of it is that all the damn air conditioner does is recycle it and blows it out cold so it sticks to you. There were 5 deaths just last year concerning this very type of fart. True story.
I've heard theories that the silent farts stink so much because they pass THRU the terds. The loud ones have to work their way AROUND the terd and thus don't have the stench associated with it. Now, when it comes to the mud, you can't go around that and it isn't quite going thru. So there you go. This was explained to me while I was having a prostate exam.
This is why I always ride with the heated seats on at all times, the direct heat increases the stench even more, like baking brownies
