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Coach34

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rival fanbases to keep our low self-esteem fans insecure?

2009- 2010- it was Mullen is going to leave as soon as he can

2010-2011- Mullen is winning with Croom recruits- he cant recruit. And he is going to leave as soon as he can

2011-2012- Mullen cant beat any SEC West teams except Ole Missus. And he is going to leave as soon as he can

2012-2013- State should be ashamed of its 8 win season and NYD bowl appearance. Freeze is going to run Mullen out of the State. You State fans should consider getting rid of Mullen because he isnt beating 10 win SEC teams. All you will be is a bowl team under Mullen- he has hit his ceiling

2013-2014-??????
 
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chew1095

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All of this chatter and talk of text messages from Tunsil's coach, "three signs and I'll spill all", 28 schools reported serious infractions to the NCAA, Cody Prewitt being "bought", Yancy actively recruiting for OM (shocking) and any other inuendo that OM is under NCAA investigation is a bunch of a horse ****.

They signed a great class. They've signed good classes in the past. Whether Freeze can do anything with it has yet to be determined. Everything else is just crap.
 
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MSUDC11

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Mullen still can't recruit... We are way better than Vandy even though they beat us for the 4th straight time.... At least we win the party...
 
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EAVdog

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well it depends on how we do.

Coach34 said:
rival fanbases to keep our low self-esteem fans insecure?

2009- 2010- it was Mullen is going to leave as soon as he can

2010-2011- Mullen is winning with Croom recruits- he cant recruit. And he is going to leave as soon as he can

2011-2012- Mullen cant beat any SEC West teams except Ole Missus. And he is going to leave as soon as he can

2012-2013- State should be ashamed of its 8 win season and NYD bowl appearance. Freeze is going to run Mullen out of the State. You State fans should consider getting rid of Mullen because he isnt beating 10 win SEC teams. All you will be is a bowl team under Mullen- he has hit his ceiling

2013-2014-
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14-0 If we go undefeated and win the BCSNCG: "He's going to Texas and replace Mack Brown, Starkville is just a stepping stone".

13-1 Only loss in the SEC CG: "He can't win on the big stage, but he's going to Texas to replace Mack Brown"

12-1 Only lass to Bama, win in Chick/Cotton Bowl: "He can't beat Saban, but he's going to Texas to replace Mack Brown"

10-2 Loses to 2 of 3 Bama/LSU/ATM: "He can't beat the Big 3 of the SEC West, so he's going somewhere to be their head coach"

Here's the line to cross from he's gone, to he needs to go.

9-3 Loses to 3 SEC West teams, win the Egg Bowl: "The best he can ever do is 4th in the SEC West, and just wait until Freeze gets a few more classes under his belt. He better get out now he's maximized his potential"

8-4 but wins the Egg Bowl: See above.

7-5 wins in the Egg Bowl: "The best he can ever do is 5th in the SEC West, and just wait until Freeze gets a few more classes under his belt. He better get out now he's maximized his potential"

7-5 loses Egg Bowl: "Freeze made Mullen quit. He better get out now he's because maximized his potential"

6-6: It won't matter what other fan bases say most of our fans will try to run him off. Yes even with our schedule.

Losing Season: Our Fans, "Hire Hudspeth". Everyone else "Starkville is a coaching graveyard".
 
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Arloguthrie

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MINUTES OF THE 2013 REBEL ILLUMINATI
(CONFIDENTIAL)​

On the afternoon February 17, 2013, the members of the Rebel Illuminati assembled at River Hills Club in Jackson, MS. Rev. Johnson opened with prayer. The following business transpired.

Smith reported on his committee’s ongoing efforts to destroy some unemployed guy who once coached some sport or other in junior high and who now spends 10 hours a day posting on an MSU message board. Smith reported that several teachers and friends have provided useful information, and the operation is proceeding on schedule. Owen pointed out that all of the information acquired thus far could be found in five minutes via Google or by simply reading some of his posts telling his sad life story.

Gray reported on the ongoing rumors of NCAA “nuclear weapons” in Starkville. Gray confirmed that recruit C. Jones was on the UM campus as an undercover agent acting under the express direction of D. Mullen. Mullen used a Jones stunt double to maintain the illusion that Jones never left Starkville when in reality Jones was carrying out top-secret espionage in Oxford. MSU now has the architectural plans and drink recipes for The Library, and plans are in place to construct a replica in Starkville called The Study. This is believed to be it. Gray could not confirm whether or not MSU has infiltrated the prostitution ring operating out of the indoor practice facility. Gray did confirm that crippling NCAA sanctions are imminent once MSU uses its "nuclear weapons." This is expected to occur sometime between now and March 15, 2037.

Knight reported that UM will continue to control the local and national media for the foreseeable future, ensuring only positive coverage for UM and negative coverage for MSU. He has again succeeded in planting stories in several national publications extolling the virtues of Oxford and the Grove while turning a blind eye to the ever-present cesspool of violence, drugs and prostitution.

The floor was then opened for discussion on how "to keep MSU’s low self-esteem fans insecure for one more year." Everyone laughed and agreed the question was redundant. The meeting adjourned and everyone went to the bar for nachos.
 
1msucub

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Y'all got nachos? SWEET.

Arloguthrie said:
MINUTES OF THE 2013 REBEL ILLUMINATI
(CONFIDENTIAL)​

On the afternoon February 17, 2013, the members of the Rebel Illuminati assembled at River Hills Club in Jackson, MS. Rev. Johnson opened with prayer. The following business transpired.

Smith reported on his committee’s ongoing efforts to destroy some unemployed guy who once coached some sport or other in junior high and who now spends 10 hours a day posting on an MSU message board. Smith reported that several teachers and friends have provided useful information, and the operation is proceeding on schedule. Owen pointed out that all of the information acquired thus far could be found in five minutes via Google or by simply reading some of his posts telling his sad life story.

Gray reported on the ongoing rumors of NCAA “nuclear weapons” in Starkville. Gray confirmed that recruit C. Jones was on the UM campus as an undercover agent acting under the express direction of D. Mullen. Mullen used a Jones stunt double to maintain the illusion that Jones never left Starkville when in reality Jones was carrying out top-secret espionage in Oxford. MSU now has the architectural plans and drink recipes for The Library, and plans are in place to construct a replica in Starkville called The Study. This is believed to be it. Gray could not confirm whether or not MSU has infiltrated the prostitution ring operating out of the indoor practice facility. Gray did confirm that crippling NCAA sanctions are imminent once MSU uses its "nuclear weapons." This is expected to occur sometime between now and March 15, 2037.

Knight reported that UM will continue to control the local and national media for the foreseeable future, ensuring only positive coverage for UM and negative coverage for MSU. He has again succeeded in planting stories in several national publications extolling the virtues of Oxford and the Grove while turning a blind eye to the ever-present cesspool of violence, drugs and prostitution.

The floor was then opened for discussion on how "to keep MSU’s low self-esteem fans insecure for one more year." Everyone laughed and agreed the question was redundant. The meeting adjourned and everyone went to the bar for nachos.
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Center Z

Center Z

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You are the closest thing to the Nafoom version of Three Putt/Shmuley.

Funny stuff.
 
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TheOMlawdog

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Probably that y'all shouldn't be scheduling 4-4 Big XII teams, since you are....

Just MSU and you need to schedule Alcorn, Millsaps, Belhaven and William Carey and not even think about scheduling someone better OOC, because you are just poor little MSU.
 
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Dawgsnsaints

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You did Woody proud..that chit is funny.
Arloguthrie said:
MINUTES OF THE 2013 REBEL ILLUMINATI
(CONFIDENTIAL)​

On the afternoon February 17, 2013, the members of the Rebel Illuminati assembled at River Hills Club in Jackson, MS. Rev. Johnson opened with prayer. The following business transpired.

Smith reported on his committee’s ongoing efforts to destroy some unemployed guy who once coached some sport or other in junior high and who now spends 10 hours a day posting on an MSU message board. Smith reported that several teachers and friends have provided useful information, and the operation is proceeding on schedule. Owen pointed out that all of the information acquired thus far could be found in five minutes via Google or by simply reading some of his posts telling his sad life story.

Gray reported on the ongoing rumors of NCAA “nuclear weapons” in Starkville. Gray confirmed that recruit C. Jones was on the UM campus as an undercover agent acting under the express direction of D. Mullen. Mullen used a Jones stunt double to maintain the illusion that Jones never left Starkville when in reality Jones was carrying out top-secret espionage in Oxford. MSU now has the architectural plans and drink recipes for The Library, and plans are in place to construct a replica in Starkville called The Study. This is believed to be it. Gray could not confirm whether or not MSU has infiltrated the prostitution ring operating out of the indoor practice facility. Gray did confirm that crippling NCAA sanctions are imminent once MSU uses its "nuclear weapons." This is expected to occur sometime between now and March 15, 2037.

Knight reported that UM will continue to control the local and national media for the foreseeable future, ensuring only positive coverage for UM and negative coverage for MSU. He has again succeeded in planting stories in several national publications extolling the virtues of Oxford and the Grove while turning a blind eye to the ever-present cesspool of violence, drugs and prostitution.

The floor was then opened for discussion on how "to keep MSU’s low self-esteem fans insecure for one more year." Everyone laughed and agreed the question was redundant. The meeting adjourned and everyone went to the bar for nachos.
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mount lefroy

mount lefroy

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Arloguthrie said:
MINUTES OF THE 2013 REBEL ILLUMINATI
(CONFIDENTIAL)​

On the afternoon February 17, 2013, the members of the Rebel Illuminati assembled at River Hills Club in Jackson, MS. Rev. Johnson opened with prayer. The following business transpired.

Smith reported on his committee’s ongoing efforts to destroy some unemployed guy who once coached some sport or other in junior high and who now spends 10 hours a day posting on an MSU message board. Smith reported that several teachers and friends have provided useful information, and the operation is proceeding on schedule. Owen pointed out that all of the information acquired thus far could be found in five minutes via Google or by simply reading some of his posts telling his sad life story.

Gray reported on the ongoing rumors of NCAA “nuclear weapons” in Starkville. Gray confirmed that recruit C. Jones was on the UM campus as an undercover agent acting under the express direction of D. Mullen. Mullen used a Jones stunt double to maintain the illusion that Jones never left Starkville when in reality Jones was carrying out top-secret espionage in Oxford. MSU now has the architectural plans and drink recipes for The Library, and plans are in place to construct a replica in Starkville called The Study. This is believed to be it. Gray could not confirm whether or not MSU has infiltrated the prostitution ring operating out of the indoor practice facility. Gray did confirm that crippling NCAA sanctions are imminent once MSU uses its "nuclear weapons." This is expected to occur sometime between now and March 15, 2037.

Knight reported that UM will continue to control the local and national media for the foreseeable future, ensuring only positive coverage for UM and negative coverage for MSU. He has again succeeded in planting stories in several national publications extolling the virtues of Oxford and the Grove while turning a blind eye to the ever-present cesspool of violence, drugs and prostitution.

The floor was then opened for discussion on how "to keep MSU’s low self-esteem fans insecure for one more year." Everyone laughed and agreed the question was redundant. The meeting adjourned and everyone went to the bar for nachos.
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I wish I found your opinions as entertaining as you do.
 
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Arloguthrie

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Have you tried reading them out loud in an Elmer Fudd voice while taking bong rips? If that doesn't work you could hire a mime to do a theatrical performance of the posts. Kabuki is another solid option. If you really wish to find them entertaining, you'll find a way. Just don't give up.
 
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Coach34

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How cute- I have my very own Nafoom stalker...googles me, hangs on my every post...thanks for being a fan
 
vhdawg

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My favorite part of this is that you centered the header....great work!
 
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